751. Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! he's under a blanket..."
752. When I order pizza online and there's a "Notes" box I put "Ring bell, Cross moat, SLAY DRAGON"
753. The longest five seconds in anyone's life is waiting to press the "Skip Ad" button on YouTube.
754. It'd be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security's face when they pull off the mask.
755. Person is typing..
Person is typing..
Person is typing..
Person is typing..
Person is typing..
Person is typing..
Person says: hi
YOU BITCH!
756. I love summer so much *sits around doing nothing*
757. I think it's so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me don't pretend to be something you're not.
758. Democrats vs Republicans...ready...set...waste time!
759. "Hey, it's been 30 seconds, go check your phone again." - My Brain
760. When I see somebody get on one knee tying their shoe in public I get in front of them, happy cry, and say "Oh my GOD, I will, YES-YESS!"
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