481. You never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am.
482. When someone wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good.
483. I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
484. How do people approach their crush when I don’t even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in McDonald’s?
485. Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them.
486. I’ve never been in love but I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
487. My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
488. If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a Capri Sun.
489. The only difference between a collector and a hoarder is the station the show is on.
490. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?
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