501. A good way to tell how crazy a girl is, is by counting the number of selfie profile photos she has.
502. Things I’m bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing
503. That awkward moment when you walk pass someone wearing exactly the same shirt as you are.
504. I like how on my birthday I get presents & money, I get paid for being born, I get paid, for living it’s like being Kim Kardashian for a day.
505. That awkward moment when you leave the shop without buying anything and all you can think is, ‘act natural, you’re innocent’.
506. People better watch their p’s & q’s before I start handing out f’s and u’s!
507. Really hate when people say “huh” even though they clearly heard what you said.
508. I don’t care how old I am…
I will still see Monsters University and Finding Dory.
509. Things I didn’t learn in high school…
how to pay bills
buy a house
apply for college
but thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function.
510. I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care.
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