181. That awkward moment when you’re way more excited than little kids are to watch Finding Dory.
182. How can Transformers 4 not be called Trans4mers?
183. Singing passionately in the shower: Pretty good idea. Dancing passionately in the shower: Not so much.
184. They say talking to yourself is a sign of mental illness. So I talk to the cat instead.
185. If you text someone to tell them you’re standing outside of their house instead of knocking on the door, then you probably text too much.
186. The hardest things about beginning any new relationship has got to be learning how to fart quietly again.
187. The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face.
188. The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
189. I’m not a picky eater or anything but I will look at both sides of a Dorito before I eat it to decide if its got a good cheesy dust ratio.
190. I love when you go grocery shopping, and you see someone you know and they're like, "Oh! What are you doing here?" And I'm like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."
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