651.(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.
652.When you're asked "How are you?" and you respond with anything but "good" it always becomes awkward.
653.It's actually impossible for my room to stay clean longer than 24 hours.
654.Stapling water to a tree is easier than controlling your laughter at serious times.
655.When I turn 18 and my parents try to get me to do something I'll just be like "Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf."
656.Long hair don't care? More like Ratchet weave I believe.
657.I wonder if teachers play the "who's a virgin" game in their heads in class.
658.The awkward moment when you're waiting for a text but then you realize you're the one who didn't reply.
659.I wish the minutes between hitting the snooze button lasted as long as microwave minutes.
660.A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a coconut.
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