309.I think I missed out on the "neat and cute handwriting" gene that every girl seems to have.
346. Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean.
350. Every time you speak, I feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one.
358. Who else does this? 1. Wets toothbrush. 2. Puts toothpaste on toothbrush. 3. Wets toothbrush again. 4. Starts brushing teeth.
359. I take the L and R on my headphones way too seriously.
363. With all of this technology, you would think we would have eercise equipment that simulated scenes from Jurassic Park to actually motivate my ass to run.
374. I remember way too many small details about people so I have to act dumb sometimes so I don't freak them out.
382. You don't eat Taco Bell, you borrow it for 15 minutes.
398. That awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
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