431. Victoria’s Secret needs to be my bedroom. Starbucks needs to be my kitchen. Forever 21 needs to be my closet.
432. In the morning there’s a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05.
433. I wish I had a cute laugh but instead I sound like a dying seal.
434. If I could remember other things like I remember lyrics … I would be a genius.
435. Monday: No. Tuesday: Ugh. Wednesday: Why. Thursday: Omg. Friday: Finally. Saturday: Yes. Sunday: Crying.
436. Don’t judge a book by its cover. My math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. I did not enjoy myself at all…
437. Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
438. My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.
439. It’s funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you’ve overslept.
440. Tuesdays feel like biting into a chocolate chip cookie only to find out it’s oatmeal raisin.
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