631.That awkward moment when you catch yourself singing a song that you're supposed to hate.
632.Singing to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming, and you're gonna kill it!
633.Some people just need a pat. On the head. With a hammer.
634.I'm having one of those unattractive days......... I mean years....... I mean lives.
635.Come to think of it... I have never actually seen a yellow duck.
636.If I die in my sleep I can actually say I died doing what I love.
637.Do you ever look at your friends and think "why the hell aren't we comedians?"
638.See someone you know in a store..... "WHAT'S UP MAN!!" Walk around and see them again..... Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time.... Avoid all eye contact.
639.Suffering the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges.
640.All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don't force an innocent cat to live with you.
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