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˜"*°• INCORRECT QUOTES, 2019
˜"*°• asuka: whew its hot in here. lemme just unbutton this shirt
yeosang: ok but why are you unbuttoning MY shirt????
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wooyoung: *puts salt in tea* *gives it to asuka*
asuka: *sips tea*
wooyoung: ....
asuka: *finishes tea*
wooyoung: ...didnt the tea taste weird?
asuka: yes, but i didnt want to hurt your feelings so i drank it all.
wooyoung, tearing up: okay
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dinner with asuka's parents
everyone: *eats dinner while chatting*
asuka: omma, pass me the chicken please.
seonghwa & ae cha: *reaches for the chicken*
asuka: ....
ateez: .....
seonghwa: sorry ma'am, but let me help my child before you take some chicken
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asuka: do you have a bag i can borrow?
hongjoong: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
asuka: you literally could have just said no
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jongho: you need to stop doing weird shit, try going out sometime
asuka: i went to the park today
jongho: there you go i hope you got something from that
asuka: *opens coat* yeah this duck
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yeosang: you need to understand that sarcasm will get you nowhere in life
asuka: but it got me to the sarcasm championships in nicaragua back in 2004
yeosang: really?
asuka: no idiot
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yunho: i never thought id ever get the chance to give you this. good job.
asuka: your giving me a sticker?
yunho: not just a sticker. it ha a kitten that says " me-wow!"
asuka: im not a child
yunho: alright, ill take it back
asuka: hey! i earned this, back off!
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mingi: WHO ATE MY FRIES? IM GONNA FUCKING KI-
asuka: sorry i did.
mingi, tenderly: -kiss you and buy you some more. do you want anything else?
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sets kitchen on fire
wooyoung: shit we need an adult
asuka: you are an adult!
wooyoung, looking extremely horrified: oh fuck
asuka: we need an adultier adult. go get seonghwa hyung!!!
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asuka: isnt it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
jongho: are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
asuka: ...glasses.
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at hongjoong's studio
hongjoong: i gave you the passcode for emergencies.
ateez, all smushed on the couch: well, we have an emergency.
hongjoong: what is it?
ateez: we missed you
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asuka: the ocean has meat, salt and veg in it, it's technically a big thing of soup
san: but its cold
asuka: conspiracy theory - global warming is to make the soup hotter
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𝐀𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚, 9th Ateez Member
Fanfiction๑º°๑𝐀𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐚. in which you meet the ninth member of 𝐀𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐳. ๑º°๑Face Claim: Eiji Fukui #2 jongho #8 san #4 mingi #3 hongjoong #1 parkseonghwa #13 seonghwa #347 in kpop
