Hp one shots ( sweet) ( stuff from my dr too!)

Theo nott

Small scenarios I have in my head

Y/n and Theo random conversation

T- Y/n! I need my jersey I need to go to practice
Y/n- what makes you thinks I have it babe
T- your wearing it
Y/n- ugh fineeee
* takes it off to reveal them only in booty shirts and a bra*
T- ok that's not fair I have to go to practice
Y/n- then go
T- fine, behave until I get back!
Y/n- I always behave
T- you- you know what I'm done. SIT! STAY!

Piercing ears

Y/n- theoooo
T- yes?
Y/n- come with me
T-fine but where are we going
Y/n- you'll see *drags Theo to there dorm*
Y/n- sit
T- *sits on the bed while y/n goes to the draw*
T-what are you doing
Y/n- *turns around holding piercing gun*
T- slightly scared, what is that?
Y/n- can I pierce your ears
T-uhh have you done it before
Y/n- how do you think I did mine
T-YOU PIERCED YOUR OWN
Y/n- there fine see. * shows perfectly fine pierced ears*
T- you know what fine
Y/n-* smiles, loads the gun then straddles him*
T- * raises eyebrows*
Y/n- it's so I don't mess up. * marks where it's going in so there even*
T- you mess up, you become single
Y/n- screw you!
T- I'm sorry, off you go
Y/n- alright 3..2..1 *shoots the gun through his ear*
T- OW WHAT THE FUCK!
Y/n- it's a piece of metal going through you ear of course it hurts, you ok baby
T- * nods* do the second one so I can cry in pain
Y/n- *immedieatly does the second one*
T- no countdown!
Y/n- stop carrying on, I didn't even flinch
T- show off, kiss for my troubles
Y/n- *kisses him*

Use your own lighter

T- y/n
Y/n- yeah sweet pea
T- never call me that again
Y/n- fine, what do you want
T- I need to borrow your lighter
Y/n- use your own lighter
T- I can't find any of mine
Y/n- you have like 20
T- yeah and I can't find any so-
Y/n- use one of your friends, aren't you going smoking with them
T- what is wrong with you today?
Y/n- I'm moody
T- clearly
Y/n- bitch
T- hey!
Y/n- why are you still here
T- I want the lighter and I was hoping a kiss from my girlfriend but she's being bitchy
Y/n- ugh, here, * throws a lighter that was in her desk drawer*
T- there was one there the whole time
Y/n- mhm
T- can I get my kiss now?
Y/n- fine, only because I won't see you for the next 4 hours or whatever