Charlie weasley

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Frog onsie

Charlie: there is no way in hell I am wearing that

Y/n: why not

Charlie: I mean you look great wearing it but I'm not wearing one

Y/n: *pouts* but I bought one for each of us

Charlie: i'm not wearing the Frog onesie  get it out of my face

Y/n: fine I'll go ask Bill

Charlie: F*ck hand me the damn onesie

Y/n: we look so cute

Charlie: this is so comfy you're never getting it back

Purple

Charlie: sitting in the common room

Y/n: CHARLIE WEASLEY COME HERE RIGHT NOW

Charlie: uh oh, * goes up to y/n's dorm*

Y/n: freaking finally now help me

Charlie: help with- why the fuck are you purple head to toe

Y/n: Your stupid brothers pranked me and dumped a bucket of purple slime on me

Charlie- aww princess, what do you need me to do

Y/n- shower with me to help get the slime off

Charlie- I though you'd never ask but why exactly do you need me to do this

Y/n- because there is slime in places where there shouldn't be slime and only you can help get it off

Charlie- well of course I'll help

Y/n- you were going to help anyway weren't you

Charlie- yep now come on I'll help you get undressed if you need

Y/n- 🙄😏

Clothes

Y/n: walks into Charlie's dorm and doesn't acknowledge him

Charlie- hey princess

Y/n: ignored him and goes straight to his wardrobe

Charlie: princess what's the you doing

Y/n: grabs Charlie's jumper and sweat pants

Charlie: princess talk to me

Y/n: strips until in her bra and underwear then puts Charlie's clothes on

Charlie: stares

Y/n: I see I have a fan

Charlie: still staring

Y/n: straddles him and kisses him

Charlie: uh-um

Y/n: cuddles all day

Charlie: oh come on you tease me then that

Y/n: yep now cuddle me

Dragon slayer

Y/n: hey love

Charlie: hey pretty girl

Y/n: what's your view on dragon slayers

Charlie: y/n I work as a dragon expert what do you think beside, who would ever want to kill them. There like adorable fire breathing puppies

Y/n: that set people on fire

Charlie: that's because they haven't been trained, why do you ask

Y/n: I got an offer to be one

Charlie: hell to the no

Y/n: fine, I wasn't going to take it anyway I just wanted to make you mad

Charlie: mission failed

Next 2 at hogwarts

Flash

Charlie: drags y/n back to the common room

Y/n: Merlin Charlie your going to rip my arm of

Charlie: you can't just do that

Y/n: ' innocently smiles' do whaaaat

Charlie: YOU LITERALLY FLASHED ME DURING PRACTICE AND MY TEAMMATES NEARLY SAW

y/n: oh come on it was hysterical your face was like 😳

Charlie: you still can't do that

Y/n: are you going to punish me now

Charlie: I'm done with you today NO MORE MISBEHAVING


Huge surprise

Y/n walks back into her dorm

Y/n: Charlie what the fuck are you doing

Charlie: can I not wait in my girlfriends dorm for her to get back from the Library

Y/n: you can but why must you be butt naked on my bed

Charlie: it was your suprise

Y/n: this is a huge suprise trust me

Charlie: care to join me

Y/n: later but my dorm mates are about to come up here so I suggest you I don't know put freaking clothes on

Charlie: pouts while putting his clothes back on

Y/n: don't pout love they'll be back on The floor later.

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