Hp one shots ( sweet) ( stuff from my dr too!)

Tom riddle

Rings

Me and Tom were browsing in hogs Meade when the shop keeper, ( who happens to be my sister) came up to me and asked if I could hold her baby while she went and got something

Tom came up to me when he saw me holding the baby

" babe who's child is that"

" my sisters now can you hold her I have to go to to the bathroom I'll be right back"

I handed him the baby and went to the bathroom and when I got back
I saw the cutest thing ever

The baby was all smiles and giggles and Tom was playing with her

" Tom come on I have to give her back to her mother"

" but look she like's my rings"

The baby was in fact mesmerised by toms rings and was playing with them

" I know now give me the baby"

I had to pry the baby out of tom's arms and I came back to him pouting

" why did you take her away she liked my rings"

"And I like it when there on my neck now come on I'm cold"

" I'm sorry what now"

" you heard me riddle now hurry up"

Later on the common room couch

" babe"

" yes tommy"

" can we have a baby and I want it to play with my rings"

"no, we're 16 years old ask me again in a few years"

" fine but you wanna practice"

"horny twat"

" says the one who said she likes when my rings are on her neck"

" I have no shame you know I have a choking kink"

" so sex"

" yeah ok whatever"

Pygmy puff

What the fuck did he do to my Pygmy puff

Y/n: TOM RIDDLE GET YOUR ARSE TO MY DORM

Mattheo: uh oh someone's in trouble

Tom: shut up Mattheo

Tom: walks to y/n's dorm and opens the door

Y/n: explain

Tom: explain what

Y/n: MY PYGMY PUFF IS BLACK

Tom: and

Y/n: don't play dumb why did you turn her black

Tom: she kissed my cheek so i turned her black

Y/n: change her back

Tom: * death glared*

Y/n: seriously ugh please

Tom: *change's it back*

Y/n: *kisses tom*thank you love

Y/n: leaves

Tom: goes back to common room

Mattheo: Tom are you blushing

Tom: I'll pay you 5 galleons if you don't tell anyone

Mattheo: deal

Explosion

Tom: see what you did

Y/n: looks at the burning house

Tom: what was the one thing I told you not to do

Y/n: burn the house down

Tom: and what did you do

Y/n: Made you dinner

Tom: glares

Y/n: and burned the house down

Tom: you are never cooking again

Y/n: oh come in it's not that bad

Tom: you blew up our kitchen and now our house is on fire! You told me you knew how to cook

Y/n: and you told me you were 10 inches so I guess we've both lied

Tom: I hate you

Y/n: and I love you too despite the fact your being dramatic I'm not that bad of a cook

Tom: y/n look at the house

Y/n: yeah oops

Tom: 🤦🏻

Ass

Y/n leaves Tom Alone with there baby

Y/n: enters the room

Tom: hi love look what I thought them

Tom: whispers something In The babies ear

Baby: Ass!

Y/n: I leave you alone with our child for 2 seconds and you teach him

Baby: ass , ass , ass , ass

Tom: that's not suppose to happen

Y/n: babies shouldn't say that now that's all there going to say

Baby: ass , ass , ass ,

Tom: HAHA! This is hysterical

Y/n: y'know I'm done give me the baby

Tom: pouting now alone, your no fun anymore

T.W ⚠️ blood death murder ⚠️

In this you find out pansy spread rumours about you so you k!ll her infront of Tom
Inspired by tik tok sound

Pansy runs into the common room covered in blood and dirt only to find Tom

P- Tom help your girlfriends crazy

T- * continues reading* explain

P- I was running the forest she chased me and she wouldn't stop

T- and

P- grabbed my hand pushed me down then she said -

T- hears snap and shoots up

Y/n- standing behind her with bloody hands
After she snapped her neck

Y/n- tag your it, tag tag your it

T- she shouldn't have told those lies come on, we will feed her to the basilisk.