Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitp...

By shamemedaddy

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what happens when you put a bunch of gay volleyball nerds in one group chat? chaos and also accidental sextin... More

Hinata Boke
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Headcanons (Updated #2)
The Mom Squad
just dads being dudes
The remaining straight one
Bottom bitches (Updated)
Happy boys (+girl)
who runs the world? girls!
shame? the fuck is that-
Heathers but it's Haikyuu
lmao Kageyama got hacked
Peppa Pig
Smol Bois
Alternative answers only
oOo SejiOUh, SEIJOUHH
filthies
mirror mirror on the wall
You want it? SaY sO-
f8 me
Hinata's Harem (Headcanons)
Pickup Lines 👀💦
Inches 👀🍆
sowlmates
sausage 🌭
5 wordsssss
best boy tier (by me 😳)
Atsuhina be like-
Shoyo protection squad
cursed conversation (pt. 1) 😔😰💦
AtsuHina agAiN-
cursed conversation (pt. 2) 🤧😳🤭
KenHinahahaha
How to flirt 101 (ft. Seijouh 3rd years)
cursed conversation (pt. 3) 😏😈💩
KageHina & KuroKen because I also ship KenHina
homo-sapiens
at one point in training camp
The third wheeler gang
KinKuni bc I love this ship 🤧💕
TsukiHina (a request) but also bc they're cute together ngl
Cursed toilets as Haikyuu characters
mm yes, some KageHina content
How To Feel Confident In Yourself 101
a o b a jOhSaI
haikyuu but everyone's a "periodt sis, yas queen" girl
Akaashi fanart bc I ran outta ideas
Teru x Daishou (a request) but also bc they're clowns 😔
!requests closed (new rules)!
DaiSuga (a request) but Suga's a cool mom 😎
Akaashi x Hinata (a request) but I lowkey ship them alot
KuroKen x TsukiYama (a request) but yams n kenma r besties 😳
KageHina (a request) but Hinata's a boke 😭🤧
SemiShira (a request) but Semi's a sadist 🤭
The straight ones are still aLiVE
healthy relationships (ft TsukiYama)
✧ 𝕒𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔 ✧
Haikyuu as zoom backgrounds
!Requests Closed! (1k votes special)
KenHina but Hinata's a neko 👀
MatsuHana but they roller skate into the sunset-
LevYaku but Lev got sick bc he's w e a k
AsaNoya but Asahi's a barista 🍵😌
OmiHina supremacy 😌✨
Yaku's an angry Asian mom 😌
This Book Is Officially Completed

Tsukishima x Kageyama (a request) but Kageyama's a tSunDERe 🤧

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By shamemedaddy

[ Thank you @LeviisMINE_123 for the request! Thanks for introducing me to this ship 💕

This will be an alternative universe. It is not included in the actual plot.

Oh boy, forgive if it's not an interesting chapter, I ran outta ideas fast-

This ain't a chatting oneee. They're at the gym with the volleyboys. After practice-

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Asahi : "Y- you guys are wHAT???!!!"

Tsukki : "Dating,"

Kageyama : "Since last month."

Hinata : "You two acted totally normal for the last month!"

Yama : "Actually, Tsukki has been smiling 10% more often than usual. His smirk towards Kageyama has also expanded 5%. I thought it was because he succeeded in pranking Kageyama or something!"

Narita : ".... I will not even ask how you measured those with numbers."

Sugawara : "Oh pleaseee there's no proof you're dating anyways!"

Ennoshita : "Actually, I saw them make out in the storage room last week."

Everyone : *looks at Ennoshita*

Nishinoya : "ChikArA wHy dIDn'T yOu tELl Us??!!"

Ennoshita : "I thought they were trying to see who was a better kisser. Though I did see some ass grabbing, I decided to yeet the fuck outta there and skiddadled away."

Tsukki : "See? We're dating."

Tanaka : "THAT DOESN'T SOUND GENUINE YOU SALT BRAIN-"

Kageyama : "How are we supposed to proof that we're dating then?"

Hinata : "I dunno, kiss each other or something?"

Daichi : "Son, no. Where do you learn those things?"

Sugawara : "I wonder where indeed :))))))"

Daichi : *proceeds to slap Suga on the back of the head*

Suga : "Sorry daddy ^q^"

Tsukki smirking at Kags : "Go ahead King, be a gentleman and kiss me first."

Kageyama glaring at Tsukki : "Ladies first, smart-ass."

Tsukki : "Oho? Are you calling me a bottom? I thought you liked it when I shoved my dick up you-"

Daichi : "ALRIGHT that's enough you two. Practice is dismissed, get your asses back home!"

- time skip -

Tsukki walking next to Kageyama on his way home : "Those clowns are following us, aren't they?"

Kageyama glancing back at the building where the volley peeps are hiding behind at : "Yep.."

Tsukki : "Just ignore them."

Kageyama : "They won't stop following us unless we do something... Right?"

Kageyama holding his hand : "So... let's just hold hands until they go away."

Tsukki : "You're an idiot to think that holding hands is gonna satisfy them."

Kageyama : "Ha?? Then what the fuck am I supposed to do bitc-"

Tsukishima cut off his boyfriend's sentence with a light kiss on his lips.

Tsukki : "That. You're supposed to do that."

Kageyama freezes in place, cheeks red as fuck and lips slightly parted.

Kageyama : "Y- You bastard-!"

Tsukki beginning to walk again : "Shut up and start walking, dumbass"

Kageyama scoffing : "At least I'm your dumbass, smart-ass.."

Squealing can be heard in the backround. It was probably Suga and Yams. Tanaka and Noya are are screaming. Hinata didn't see anything bc his hungry ass was too busy eating meat buns.

Ennoshita having a 'done with your bullshit' look : "Well folks, that's enough gayness for today. Time to head home and play Nekopara."

Tanaka : "I'll join you dude!"

Noya : "Me too!"

Hinata : "What's Nekopara?"

Everyone : "......."

The 2nd years : *runs the fuck out of there and into Tanaka's house just to avoid answering Hinata*


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Today I serve you content

Tomorrow? I have no idea-

I'll open another request page later. It'll take a while tho.

So I guess I'll be continue doing original works instead of requests!

If you'd like to request something even tho I haven't opened up a request chapter then go ahead and DM me. DO NOT request in this book.

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