[ Thank you my dude @Makki_030 for the request 👉😎👉
This ain't a chatting one, and it's an AU. Aka this ain't in the main timeline. It's an alternate thing-
This is also set at training camp. Nekoma peeps and Hinata are vibing in Nekoma's room.
Also since this is a rare pair, I decided to experiment a bit with the ship dynamic-
enjoY ]
Kenma : "Hey Shoyo, what does dating Akaashi feel like?"
Hinata blushing like crazy : "Wh- wadya mean??!!!! W- we're not dating or anything-"
Kuroo : "Oh please, I saw you atwo kiss in front of the bathroom earlier"
Hinata : "Okay maybe I am kinda dating him-"
Inuoka : "Spill the teaaaaa"
Hinata : "Well... he's really kind and cool.. He's like a male version of Kiyoko-san!"
Kuroo : "Oya oya? Is he that gorgeous? Or maybe he tops you easily?"
Hinata : "W- well he is really handsome... and wadya mean he tops me easily? He said he prefers the bottom bed in bunk beds!"
Kenma : "Kuroo istg don't ask him about adult stuff"
Kuroo : "Yeah, yeah, sorry. Care to tell us at least 5 reasons why you love Akaashi?~"
Hinata smiling proudly : "I can do better than that! I'll even give you 10!"
Kuroo texting Akaashi to come to Nekoma's room : "Mhm sure, go ahead"
Hinata : "Okay so... he's really nice, he's super smart, he likes to buy me meat buns, he's calm and collected, I like to hug him when he feels insecure or anxious, I also like holding his hand when that happens, he's so gorgeous, he likes to tease me sometimes and it makes me pissed but want more, he likes to let me borrow his jacket-"
Akaashi opening the door to Nekoma's room : "Who sent me a picture of Hinata and m kissing-"
Hinata : "A- AND AKAASHI-SAN'S ABS ARE NICE TO LOOK AT-"
Akaashi : "..."
Hinata : "... I can explain-"
Kuroo : *hyena laughing*
Akaashi : "Hinata.... what did they do to you-"
Kenma : "He says that was one of the reasons he liked you"
Akaashi whispering : "You small bean-"
Hinata : "I- I'm sorry Akaashi-san! I know I sound like a perv but-"
Akaashi : *turns around* "Kuroo I'll sue you later. Hinata come with me for a bit"
Kuroo pushing Hinata to the door : "You heard him, see you tomorrow shrimpy"
Kenma : "See you Shoyo :("
Hinata : "Bye guys-"
Akaashi : *grabs Hinata's arm and takes him to an empty room*
Hinata : "Akaashi-san? What's wrong?"
Akaashi pulling him into a hug : ".... You're not a perv, you're precious"
Hinata turning into a tomato... wait, isn't he a tangerine? Eh fuck it, let's just say he's a fruit- wait.. is tomato a fruit? : "Wh- what???"
Akaashi : "You're like... a smaller and more adorable version of Bokuto-san."
Hinata : "But I'm not as cool as him!"
Akaashi : "You're way cuter than him though"
Hinata : "I- I'm...."
Akaashi : *kisses his forehead*
Hinata whimpering : "gAY-"
Akaashi : "For who exactly?"
Hinata : "Y- you..."
Akaashi : "Only me?"
Hinata : *furiously nodding*
Akaashi smiling : "Vice versa.. Shoyo....."
Hinata smiling shyly : "I- I'm glad... Keiji-san..."
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I sacrificed my last brain cell at 12 AM for this- worth it though-
I've always wondered how prehistoric people discovered sex. Like... do they stick their wieners in each hole a woman has?????
Dear lord, why am I like this?
Oh that's right, I'm retarded!
*laugh track plays in the background*
The next chapter will be @skye_rie's request! Aka KuroKen x TsukiYama
I know I have homework to do but like.... fuck it-
Time to slipity slap my ideas to low quality fanfic scenarios!