[ Thank you @SxGa_Mom for the request! your name sounds like Suga_Mom 👀👀👀
This is set in dad n mom's private chat. Sorry if it's short-
I hope this is entertaining, enjoy my dudes 😔🙏 ]
Sugar_mommy
I'm a cool mom, everyone knows that 💅✨😎
Deadchi
Nope, no you're not.
You let the kids eat 5 ice creams in just 5 minutes yesterday
Hinata got explosive diarrhea
Noya had a sugar rush and climbed a tree
Tanaka died- I mean, passed out
Kageyama choked on his 4th ice cream
Okay okay, maybe I am a bit of a bad mom 🤭
I'll let my kids do drugs tho 😳
Babe-
Haha jk, I love my kids 💕
But I love you more 😘
As much as I want to question about your mental state, I somehow love you too
And why do you sound like Oikawa?
Oh we've been meeting up and hanging out a lot
Sometimes we paint each others nails
Looks like he influenced me to be ten times more sassy than before 💅
Anyways, I'm still a cool mom 😎
I-
Why do I feel like our chat evolved from 1 to 100 ever since we started dating?
We used to say "Ily babe <3" a lot
Then your horny ass keeps on demanding to suck my dick
And now you act like a clown while I (unfortunately) watch with hearts in my eyes
It's called being an old married couple 😳
That's... a good point-
Wanna watch Vampire Diaries at my place tomorrow?
No
Then let's play Mario Kart!
Suga I know you want to play a horror game but you're too scared to do it alone
Dammit Daddy, you read me too well
I wanna play Mad Father but I'm too scared :(((
Fine fine, I'll be there tomorrow
LOVE YOU BABE 🤧😭💕💕
Love you too, clown mom
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Daily reminder that Lady Gaga invented the word "disco stick" 😳
Now it's stuck in my head-
The next chapter will be my dude Makki's request : Akaashi x Hinata.
I write the request chapters according to when the request was asked.
Like, if three people requested each at 2 PM, 3 PM, and 4 PM then I'll do the 2 PM one first.
I am horny and hungry-