Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitp...

By shamemedaddy

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what happens when you put a bunch of gay volleyball nerds in one group chat? chaos and also accidental sextin... More

Hinata Boke
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Headcanons (Updated #2)
The Mom Squad
just dads being dudes
The remaining straight one
Bottom bitches (Updated)
Happy boys (+girl)
who runs the world? girls!
shame? the fuck is that-
Heathers but it's Haikyuu
lmao Kageyama got hacked
Peppa Pig
Smol Bois
oOo SejiOUh, SEIJOUHH
filthies
mirror mirror on the wall
You want it? SaY sO-
f8 me
Hinata's Harem (Headcanons)
Pickup Lines 👀💦
Inches 👀🍆
sowlmates
sausage 🌭
5 wordsssss
best boy tier (by me 😳)
Atsuhina be like-
Shoyo protection squad
cursed conversation (pt. 1) 😔😰💦
AtsuHina agAiN-
cursed conversation (pt. 2) 🤧😳🤭
KenHinahahaha
How to flirt 101 (ft. Seijouh 3rd years)
cursed conversation (pt. 3) 😏😈💩
KageHina & KuroKen because I also ship KenHina
homo-sapiens
at one point in training camp
The third wheeler gang
KinKuni bc I love this ship 🤧💕
TsukiHina (a request) but also bc they're cute together ngl
Cursed toilets as Haikyuu characters
mm yes, some KageHina content
How To Feel Confident In Yourself 101
a o b a jOhSaI
haikyuu but everyone's a "periodt sis, yas queen" girl
Akaashi fanart bc I ran outta ideas
Teru x Daishou (a request) but also bc they're clowns 😔
!requests closed (new rules)!
DaiSuga (a request) but Suga's a cool mom 😎
Akaashi x Hinata (a request) but I lowkey ship them alot
KuroKen x TsukiYama (a request) but yams n kenma r besties 😳
KageHina (a request) but Hinata's a boke 😭🤧
SemiShira (a request) but Semi's a sadist 🤭
Tsukishima x Kageyama (a request) but Kageyama's a tSunDERe 🤧
The straight ones are still aLiVE
healthy relationships (ft TsukiYama)
✧ 𝕒𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔 ✧
Haikyuu as zoom backgrounds
!Requests Closed! (1k votes special)
KenHina but Hinata's a neko 👀
MatsuHana but they roller skate into the sunset-
LevYaku but Lev got sick bc he's w e a k
AsaNoya but Asahi's a barista 🍵😌
OmiHina supremacy 😌✨
Yaku's an angry Asian mom 😌
This Book Is Officially Completed

Alternative answers only

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By shamemedaddy

[ The general group chat, almost everyone from every team is in the group chat. Excluding the coaches. ]

My-ass-isnt-flat : guuyss let's play a game!

Iwa-can't : fuck off shittykawa

My-ass-isnt-flat : it's called "alternative answers only"

Iwa-can't : bitch stop ignoring my texts

My-ass-isnt-flat : so basically, if I send a picture of an object, you have to say a word/sentence that matches the object but isn't the name if the object

Shoyooo : Oikawa-san I don't understand-

My-ass-isnt-flat : for example = if I send a picture of a car, you can't say "car", you have to say another word that's similar to "car" or something that relates to the picture

Your.local.milkman : I think I understand?

Owlingo : hoot hoot let's goo!!!

Iwa-can't : I am this 👌close to breaking up with you, trash

My-ass-isnt-flat : no you're not you damn tsundere ^w^

My-ass-isnt-flat : anyways, game start!

My-ass-isnt-flat :


Shoyooo : Tsukishima!

Saltysaurus : I am somehow offended

The.cat.lady.next.door : Lev

Everyday.is.leg.day : ;w;

•Makki• : that white haired guy from Dateko

•Mattsun• : go go let's go, let's go Dateko

Owlingo : a stick with a light bulb

My-ass-isnt-flat :

Iwa-can't : your ass

•Makki• : Oikawa

•Mattsun• : our team captain

My-ass-isnt-flat : I hAtE yOu gUYs-

Owlingo : ummm.. White

Sugar_mommy : creak

Sangwoo.Miya : every horror movie ever

The.Normal.Miya : "here's Jonny"

My-ass-isnt-flat :

Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : family friendly cum

Animal-crossing-hoe : I've seen this ice cream in every ecchi anime

Sugar_mommy : lick lick

Your.local.milkman : processed milk

My-ass-isnt-flat :

Owlingo : yellow fruit

Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : organic dildos

Sugar_mommy : deep throat material

Wash.your.stinky.hands : I am deeply disgusted by those answers

Sangwoo.Miya : you're disgusted at everything

Wash.your.stinky.hands : especially you

Sangwoo.Miya : >:"O

The.Normal.Miya : same here

Sangwoo.Miya : >>>:"""OO

My-ass-isnt-flat :

Your.local.milkman : hinata

Shoyooo : O//-//O

Kunimimimi : that baby in Teletubies

$$$nake : ah that's hot, that's h o t

I.don't.farm.weed : the star at the center of the Solar System. It is a nearly perfect sphere of hot plasma with internal convective motion that generates a magnetic field via a dynamo process

My-ass-isnt-flat : fuck of farmer boy 🖕

I.don't.farm.weed : none of this would happen if you had come to Shiratorizawa

Chicken.Tendous : Wakatoshi-kun, you're acting like a bitch again!

I.don't.farm.weed : my sincere apologies, Tendou

My-ass-isnt-flat : apologize to me, not him!

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


That's the sound of my screams


Djdjdsjskksowmsks


I love to be cursed





*inhales oxygen*







Hoot

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