To.bio.Sum.milk : WHO THE FUCK HACKED MY ACCOUNT AND RENAMED IT????!!
To.bio.Sum.milk : I'LL MOTHERFUCKIN SUE YOU
Rolling☆Thunder : SKSKSJSSUOSBWKW LMAO
Bald☆Bitch : IT SUITS YOU BETTER LOL
To.bio.Sum.milk : yOU-
Saltysaurus : I was expecting it to be "your.local.milkman", but this is honestly better
To.bio.Sum.milk : SHUT UP YOU LAMPPOST
YamaGUCCI : >:O don't call Tsukki that!
Saltysaurus : wow are you THAT jealous of my height to the point where you drink milk everyday to get taller??
To.bio.Sum.milk : HAA?? I DRINK MILK BECAUSE I LIKE IT YOU FRENCH FRY
Tangerine : so you DIDN'T get tall because of milk???
Tangerine : all of my money spent on milk... wasted!
To.bio.Sum.milk : SHUT UP YOU HORSE FACED DONKEY
Tangerine : AT LEAST CHOOSE ONE, DONKEY OR HORSE FACED??
Ukai.Jr: KIDS SHUT THE FUCK UPPP
Ukai.Jr: TOMORROW'S MONDAY AND IT'S ALREADY 1 AM
Saltysaurus : then why are you still awake, dad?
Ukai.Jr: I turn on my notification for this group chat just in case someone's staying up late, son
Saltysaurus : ok boomer
Ukai.Jr: go to sleep, angsty teen
Saltysaurus : ugh fine
Ukai.Jr: you kids better sleep right now, it's not healthy to stay up late everyday
To.bio.Sum.milk : okay but who hacked my account?
Tangerine : not meee
Ukai.Jr : we'll find out tomorrow okay? Go to sleep
TakedA.SenseI : as expected from Keishin, a responsible parent!
Ukai.Jr : go to sleep sensei
Ukai.Jr : stop stalking every schools volleyball team's twitter account just to find an opportunity of a practice match participation
TakedA.SenseI : dammit-
•~Meanwhile, in another group chat~•
Oikawaii : omg guys I'm soo smart that is scares me!
Oikawaii : like like
Oikawaii : I could literally get a job at a IT related company or become a professional hacker
Oikawaii : omggg
Oikawaii : I could hack into the radar system thingy in space to find out if aliens actually exist or not!
Oikawaii : guysssss don't just read my messagessss
Oikawaii : praise me!
Apparently.im.a.turnip : what's Oikawa-san bragging about?
Iwa-can't : he hacked into Kageyama's account just to change his profile name
Shinji.waaaaaa : Oikawa-san why
Oikawaii : that sounds lameeee
Oikawaii : At least exaggerate it a bit!
Oikawaii : I did it bc that lil shit pisses me off 🙄
Iwa-can't : he did it because he's jealous of Kageyama's talent
Oikawaii : oh shush, we all know that!
Kunimimimi : bitch I hacked into Karasuno's twitter account just because I was bored
Oikawaii : ...
Oikawaii : I'm so glad my teammates are as smart as me!
Oikawaii : looks like my genes are really showing in my children~
MakkiTa : he's avoiding the subject isn't he?
Iwa-can't : don't even question it, he's trash
Oikawaii : if I'm a piece of trash, then that means we fuck in the dumpster every.single.night.
Iwa-can't : wtf shut up you pig
Kunimimimi : disgustang
Kunimimimi : is there a 'disapproval' emoji?
MakkiTa : 🙄😒😑🤮☠️ <-- these
Kunimimimi : thanks, I'll use those on a daily basis
Iwa-can't : *heavy sighing*
Oikawaii : Iwa-chaaan you're gonna look old faster if you keep on getting pissed~
Iwa-can't : then I guess you're into older men
Oikawaii : is that a new kink ur trying to get me into? 😏
Kunimimimi : y'all smell that?
Kunimimimi : smells like horny teenagers
MakkiTa : get a room you two!
Matsuka.wa.isseI : rather than buying condoms, you two should buy us pork buns after practice!
I-will-bite-your-dick-off : the notifications are annoying, I smashed my phone bc of it and had to repair it just to see what y'all are talking about
I-will-bite-your-dick-off : what shittery is this?
ShigeYa : welcome to the family mad dog
I-will-bite-your-dick-off : ha???
Oikawaii : wait does that mean you're the family pet?
I-will-bite-your-dick-off : my username describes my current mood
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I wasted my last brain cells for this
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm convinced that I'll hit high notes if I scream so much everyday
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This chapter is actually kinda funny, only a bit though.
*dances in the corner*
I only laugh at my own jokes that I made on instagram posts...
*cries while dancing in the corner*