[ the "Karasuyes" group chat when the first years where still new members ]
Yamaguchi : Hinata Shoyo in the flesh
Tsukishima : here comes the shorty squad
Yamaguchi : we should-
Tsukishima : shut up Yama
Yamaguchi : sorry Tsukki!
Yamaguchi : but looks who's with him, oh my God!
Tsukishima : dang dang diggity dang dang
Yamagucci : dang dang diggity dang dang ♪
Little.giant.2 : you meanies!
Little.giant.2 : I was only fighting over the last potato chip with Kags ;-;
Kageyama : you literally ate more than half of the chips!
Little.giant.2 : no u!
Kageyama : you
Little.giant.2 : uno reverse card
Kageyama : skip card
Little.giant.2 : plus four!
Tsukishima : that's not how it works you dumbasses
Kageyama : wait you two watch Heathers?
Yamagucci : I do, and I made Tsukki watch it with me
Tsukishima : I watched it because of the songs
Yamagucci : but you memorized the memes
Tsukishima : shut up Yama
Yamagucci : sorry Tsukki!
Sugaaaaa : wow you guys are getting along well ^ ^
Tsukishima : I can tell that's sarcasm, Suga-san
Call.me.senpai : now now, don't pick a fight with your mom!
Sugaaaaa : Tanakaaaa
Sugaaaaa : I'm not the mom! How many times do I have to tell you???
Call.me.senpai : yeah yeah whateverr
Daichi : cmon guys, stop fighting
Daichi : we should all get along!
Little.giant.2 : how am I supposed to get along with this blueberry haired jerk?
Kageyama : ha??? What did you say you human tangerine??
Sugaaaaa : guys this isn't kindergarten, stop naming fruits
Daichi : put your phones away right now, kids
Kageyama : yes dad
Little.giant.2 : yes dad!
The.forgotten.character : is this my new family?
Call.me.senpai : well I mean, we have the dad, the mom, the troublesome kids, the cool older brother
The.forgotten.character : stop saying you're cool
Call.me.senpai : but I aaamm
Daichi : I said stop texting, Ennoshita, Tanaka
The.forgotten.character : aye aye captain
Call.me.senpai : sorry dad
Daichi : *internal scream*
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Hi and welcome back tooooo
I'm a horrible person going through puberty which makes me 10 times more cringey and horrible
Whoop whoop
Shame me daddy :")