[ The "My ass is his now" group chat ]
Sugar_mommy : who has a feet fetish here?
Can'tma.with.ur.shit : Suga-san it's still 12 PM, let me have lunch in peace
the.cat.lady.next.door : I'm choking on my spit
the.cat.lady.next.door : what the actual fuck Suga
Sugar_mommy : like,
Sugar_mommy : everytime I look at my toes, the weirder they look
Sugar_mommy : so how in the world can someone have a fetish for sucking toes?
Iwa-can't : rather than toe-talking, can I please eat lunch in peace without thinking of weird shit-
Sugar_mommy : you guys are no fun! This is a serious topic y'know????
Tangerine : feet are gross!
Tangerine : Why are you talking about them???
Can'tma.with.ur.shit : finally, a normal response
Sugar_mommy : oh sorry Hinata, I was just curious ^ ^||
YamaGUCCI : wait wait wait
YamaGUCCI : guys
YamaGUCCI : I feel like there's a certain pattern that keeps repeating in every group chat
YamaGUCCI : first, it'll start with someone saying something extremely out of context
YamaGUCCI : mostly it's about a sex joke
YamaGUCCI : second, someone will be like "wtf"
YamaGUCCI : third, they'll discus about the topic
YamaGUCCI : and finally, someone will bring up something entirely different
YamaGUCCI : or they'll end the conversation with a half assed joke
Tangerine : wow Yams, how'd you figure it out???!
Akaashootme : you can clearly see it if you read all the chapters in this book
Everyone : *looks at the gremlin lookin author sitting in a spread eagle position on her bed in the middle of the night while cackling like a hyena on crack*
Author-san.is.a.hoe : ...
Author-san.is.a.hoe : *nervous chuckle of lacking creativity and too much dry humor*
Author-san.is.a.hoe : forgive me my dear readers
Author-san.is.a.hoe : my lack of humor is as low as my IQ
Author-san.is.a.hoe : creativity? Who is that? Never heard of that bitch before OvO
Author-san.is.a.hoe : and I oof
Author-san.is.a.hoe : I broke the 4th wall
Author-san.is.a.hoe : *squints*
Author-san.is.a.hoe : oh well
Author-san.is.a.hoe : see you next chapter!
Author-san.is.a.hoe : I love y'all
Author-san.is.a.hoe : yes homo 😳