Hetalia Oneshots & Lemons *Re...

By Lexi323

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A series of Hetalia Oneshots. Country x country or country x reader, lemons and limes are included, requests... More

Poland x Lithuania x Russia-Glitter
King!England x Fem!Reader-Royalty
Iceland x Hong Kong-Snapchat
Denmark x Norway-Laser Tag
Scotland x England-Rabbit
Hong Kong x Iceland x South Korea-Jealous
Scotland x Fem!Tsundere!Reader-Idol Kiss
Prussia x England-Double Date
Australia x Fem!Nation!Reader-Hot *Lemon*
Ireland (Republic of) x Fem!Bullied!Reader-I'm Here For You
Seme!The Netherlands x Uke!Male!Reader-The Fair *Lemon*
Student!Norway x Fem!Student!Reader-Dragon
Japan x Bullied!Fem!Reader-Internet Friends
France x England-Wallet
BadBoy!Scotland x Shy!Reader-Leave Her Alone *Lemon*
Vampire!Romania x Witch!Reader-A Special Kind Of Magic
Student!Finland x Student!Sweden-Mysterious Stranger
2p England x Cheated!Abused!Fem!Reader-I'll Kill Him
Russia x America-Rivals *Lemon*
Depressed!Student!Romano x Fem!Student!Reader-Ti Amo
Student!Romania x Student!Norway-Thread Of Soulmates *Lemon*
2p America X Fem!Reader-Are You Unhappy?
Werewolf!Scotland x Fem!Reader-Halloween *Lemon*
2p England x Abused!Fem!Reader!-Cupcakes
Iceland x Fem!Reader-Road Trip
Russia x Japan-Size *Lemon*
Depressed!Denmark x Norway-Please Don't Leave Me
Canada x Fem!Reader-The Assignment *Lemon*
Nyo!Belarus x Fem!Reader-Necklace
Switzerland x Fem!Reader-Snowed In
Spain x Romano-Sick
Rich!Netherlands x Fem!Country!Servant!Reader-Don't Try To Change Me
Protective!Luxembourg x Fem!Reader-The Party
Scotland x Fem!Bullied!Depressed!Reader-Let me help
France x Male!Reader-Romeo and Juliet? *Lemon*
Rebel!Denmark x Fem!Reader-Bad Boy
Denmark x Sick!Norway-Clingy *Lemon*
Student!Sweden x Shy!Fem!Student!Reader-The Elevator *Lemon*
Romania x Depressed!Fem!Reader-Memory Vampire
Prince!Russia x Fem!Princess!Reader-The Runaway Princess
Magic Trio x Magic!Fem!Reader-Crystal Ball
Emperor!China x Fem!Magic!Reader-The Fairytale
2p England x Male!Reader-Cupcake Wars *Lemon*
Iceland x Hong Kong-Forgotten *Lemon*
Iceland x Fem!Reader-Victoria's Secret *Lemon*
Blacksmith!Germany x Fem!Reader-Marriage
Turkey x Scared!Male!Reader-Thunderstorms
Greece x Fem!Reader x Brother!Turkey-Suffocated
Depressed!Romano x Spain-Pain
2p Germany x Italy-Good Boy, Bad Boy
Nyo!Belarus x Fem!Reader-Christmas Shopping
Russia x Lithuania-It's Not Christmas
Australia x Fem!Bullied!Reader-Replaced
Russia x Fem!Reader-Birthday
Russia x China-Children
Prussia x 2p Canada-The Forest
Nyo!Germany x 2p Germany-New Years Resolution
Ireland x Fem!Reader-I Don't Drink
Iceland x Hong Kong-Stood Up
Finland x Sweden-Freezing *Lemon*
Switzerland x Fem!Bullied!Reader-You're Safe Here
France x England-Pick Up Lines *Lemon*
Popular!Prussia x Shy!Nerd!Reader-Party?
Nerd!Denmark x Punk!Norway-Nerd & Punk *Lemon*
Possessive!Spain x Romano-Back Off
America x Russia-World Meeting *Lemon*
Australia x Fem!Reader-Australia Day
Werewolf!2p Germany x Fem!Reader-My Mate
Prussia x Canada-Make Up Sex *Lemon*
Nyo!Japan x Fem!Reader-Highschool
Ireland (Republic of) x Fem!Reader x England-Arranged Marriage *Lemon*
Brother!Italy Bros x Fem!Reader x Ireland (Republic of)-Brothers And Boyfriends
Prussia x Fem!Reader-Hickey? *Lemon*
Germany x Italy-Puppies
Kirkland Bros x Fem!Reader-7 Brothers
Spain x Romano-Birthday Surprise *Lemon*
Germany x Male!Reader-Valentines Day *Lemon*
Poland x Lithuania-Day Off
Italy x Male!Reader-Lonely *Lemon*
Romania x Fem!Reader-Sacrifice
Wales x Fem!Reader-Secret Meetings
Austria x 2p Austria-Music
2p Italy x Fem!Reader-New Student
Iceland x Lithuania-Meeting The Family
2p Japan x Fem!Reader-The Beach *Lemon*
2p England x Depressed!Fem!Reader-Help Me
Alpha!Russia x Omega!America-First Time *Lemon*
France x England-#1 Dad *Lemon*
Iceland x Hong Kong-Secret Date *Lemon*
Rich!Scotland x Fem!Maid!Reader-Housekeeping *Lemon*
2p Canada x Male!Reader-Sharing A Room
America x Waiter!England-The Coffee Shop *Lemon*
Scotland x Fem!Dragon!Reader-Escape
Greece x Fem!Reader-Surprise Party
Canada x Fem!AnimalLover!Reader-Animal Shelter
Seme!Italy x Uke!Germany-Change Of Power *Lemon*
2p Italy x Uke!Male!Reader-A Night Out *Lemon*
Germany x Depressed!Male!Reader-Ich Liebe Dich *Lemon*
Seme!Italy x Depressed!Male!Reader-After School Clubs *Lemon*
Denmark x Fem!Reader x Prussia-Sharing *Lemon*
Romano x Fem!Depressed!Reader-Just Like Me *Lemon*
2p England x Fem!Reader-Movie Time *Lemon*
Japan x Fem!Reader-Sleepover *Lemon*
Switzerland x Fem!Reader-Getting Better *Lemon*
Mute!Spain x Romano-Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Brother!Nordics x Fem!Bullied!Reader-Big Brothers
Japan x Male!Reader-Touching
Yandere!2p Italy x Male!Reader x Yandere!2p America-Mine *Lemon*
Papa!Spain x Mummy!Nyo!France-Baby Romano
Canada x Invisible!Abused!Fem!Child!Reader-I'll Protect You
Master!America x Slave!England-Not Just A Slave *Lemon*
Italy x Suicidal!Male!Reader x Germany-We Love You*Lemon*
Brother!Axis x Bullied!Sister!Reader-Don't Hurt Our Sister
Brother!Italy Bros x Bullied!Sister!Depressed!Reader-My Brothers
France x Fem!Reader x Canada-How To Please A Woman *Lemon*
Seme!Germany x Uke!Prussia-Punishment *Lemon*
Seborga x Fem!Tsundere!Reader-Be My Girlfriend?
Mafia!Scotland x Fem!Kidnapped!Reader-Kidnapped
Gamer!Italy x Fem!Emo!Reader-Bathroom Break *Lemon*
Uke!Bullied!Slovakia x Seme!Male!Reader-Nurse's Office
Seme!Canada x Uke!Prussia-Prank Gone Wrong *Lemon*
Australia x Male!Reader-Shower *Lemon*
Alpha!Spain x Omega!Romano-Heat *Lemon*
France x England-Rejected
Nyo!Belarus x Fem!Pregnant!Reader-Baby? *Lemon*
2p Canada x Fem!Reader x 2p America-Who's Better? *Lemon*
Netherlands x Male!Reader-Forgotten Birthday
2P Japan x Male!Neko!Reader-Model
Royal!Turkey x Fem!Reader-Masquerade Ball
Germany x Italy-7 Minutes In Heaven *Lemon*
Viking!Sweden x Finland-Saviour
2p England x 2p France-Baking *Lemon*
Sweden x Norway-Running Away
Prussia x Reader-Hair Dye
Luxembourg x Male!Reader-True Gentleman
Denmark x Norway-If You Don't Want Me
Spain x Romano-Some Help From Brother
Netherlands x Canada-Debt *Lemon*
Germany x Fem!Reader-Sweaty *Lemon*
France x Fem!Pregnant!Reader-9 Months
Russia x Fem!Reader-Sister Issues *Lemon*
2p Germany x Stressed!Fem!Reader-Assignments
Sweden x Seme!Male!Reader-Jealous Boyfriend *Lemon*
2p Italy x Fem!Reader-Jealousy
2p America x Fem!Reader-Upset *Lemon*
Australia x Fem!Reader-Exchange Student
Korean Bros x Sister!Fem!Reader x Japan-My Brothers
Denmark x Norway-Can't Sleep *Lemon*
Germany x Australia-Cold Weather
Jealous!Spain x Fem!Reader-Don't Be Jealous
Netherlands x Male!Reader-Misunderstood Confession
Hong Kong x Iceland-Oh Brother
England x Tsundere!Reader-New School
Alpha!Sweden x Omega!Finland-Protector *Lemon*
Nyo!Belarus x Country!Male!Neko!Reader-My Pet
Poland x Lithuania x Russia-Not Sharing
France x England-Soft Spot
2p America x England-You're Different
2p Australia x Fem!Reader-Camp Fire
England x Male!Reader-My Brothers
Alpha!Spain x Omega!Romano-I'll Be There For You
Russia x Male!Country!Reader-I'm Fine
Alpha!America x Omega!England-Lonely *Lemon*
More Than Friends (Russia x America)

Prussia x Romano-Gilbertina

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By Lexi323

Germany-Ludwig Beilschmidt
Hungary-Elizabeta Héderváry
North Italy-Felicaino Vargas
Prussia-Gilbert Beilschmidt
Romano-Lovino Vargas
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Prussia's P.O.V.

"Prussia you stupido bastardo!" My boyfriend Lovino yells

(Italian:Stupido bastardo-Stupid bastard)

"Don't use zuch mean language Lovino!" I yell back laughing

He jumps up from where he was sitting on the couch and glares at me. I may or may not have told him that I used the rest of the tomatoes in a prank and now he is really angry at me. Although he is so cute when he is angry.

He jumps on my and tackles me to the ground pinning me to the floor.

"Next time get-a your own tomatoes!" He says, placing his hands on my hips and he start tickling me

"N-no please!" I laugh "Have mercy!"

He stops tickling me and we realise what position we are in. I look into his green eyes and he is blushing.

"Aww Lovi~ you are so cute!" I say pinching one of his cheeks

"Don't call me that bastardo..." He says looking away

"Oh hey I've been meaning to ask, you know how zhere is zhe prom coming up?" I ask

"Yeah?" He asks

"Well I gas vondering if you vould go wizth the awesome me!" I smile

His face erupts in a blush and he seems to forget he is straddling me on the floor.

"Y-Yeah, I'll go with you..." he says "But are we allowed to go with each other? Out school is kind of homophobic..."

Lovino and I go to the same school, it's how we met, it's a co-ed private school called Oak Hill Private Academy,. The school is really religious and there are lots of homophobic people, although there are lots of really cool people as well. I didn't think as to whether the school would allow us to go together. But they haven't said two guys can't go together.

"Well I don't zhink zhey have actually confirmed zhat only straight couples can go..." I smile

"Well then I-I would love to go with you bastardo!" He says blushing

I smile and pick us up off the floor. I sit back on the couch with Lovino on my lap. I smirk and press my lips to Lovino's who kisses me back while also whispering that I'm a bastard, his tsundere side is one of the reasons I love him. We end up watching a movie and then falling asleep against each other.

*Time skip to Monday*

Lovino's P.O.V.
Gilbert and I have bought our formal tickets and we have picked out our suits. I would never tell anyone but I'm getting really excited. Today we have an assembly about the prom and who will be chaperoning.

Gilbert and I walk into the assembly hall and take a seat next to each other. The principal, Mr.Blunt walks out looking angry, but that bastard always looks like that.

"Good morning students." He says "Now I know you have lots of questions about the formal..."

I zone out listening and I look at Gilbert. His white hair and red eyes make him look really cool and not to mention he is really muscular. He walks around without a shirt on half the time and he has a six pack, I always tell him not to but he does anyway...

"Is something wrong mein schatz?" He whispers

(German:Mein schatz-My darling)

"N-no, I was just looking at how stupid you are!" I whisper yell

He grasps my hand softly and smiles. I feel my cheeks redden and I look away. That's when the principal says something to grab my attention.

"Only heterosexual couples are allowed to go, you can also go alone or with a group of friends but there is to be no homosexual dancing, photos taken or kissing. We are a Christian school." He says and walks off stage

I feel my heart break and I squeeze Gilbert's hand. He looks at me with concerned eyes and leans his head close to my ear.

"We'll figure something out..." he whispers

After the assembly Gilbert pulls me with him to the back of the school behind one of the trees. We climb up together and hide in the leaves. There is a sort of natural platform where all of the branches meet. Gilbert places me between his legs with my back to his chest. I guess we're skipping class.

"Hey Gilbert, what are we going to-a do?" I ask

"Zhe awesome me doesn't know..." he says looking upset

I rest my head in his shoulder and sigh. Suddenly his face lights up.

"Zhe awesome me knows vhat we can do!" He exclaims "I'll dress up in a dress and vear a long haired vig. You can call me Gilbertina and zhat's how we will go togezer."

"Stupid idiota, that would never work..." I sigh

(Italian:Idiota-Idiot)

"Well we could give it a try!" He replies kissing me again

"Fine, but it better work bastardo." I say as I kiss him back

*Time skip to prom night*

Lovino's P.O.V.
I'm dressed up in my nice Italian suit that my Nono got for me. I'm helping Gilbert zip up his Prussian blue dress and stuff some tissues in his chest. The dress has what Elizabeta calls a sweetheart neck line and it's kind of poofy but not so much that it's ugly, it's actually a very good choice for Gilbert.

(Italian:Nono-Grandpa)

"Dresses are so comfortable, now I know why people wear zhem!" He smiles

I snicker a little and make him sit down on a chair. I grab the blond wig that our friend Elizabeta got for us.

"Hold-a still!" I say as I try to place the wig in his head

I use a few bobby pins to secure it and he looks up at me smiling.

"You need make-up." I say looking away from his smile

I help him out lipstick and eye shadow on. Gilbert looks a bit muscular in his dress but all and all he makes a convincing girl. When he is done getting ready he smiles at me and pulls me into a hug. He kisses my cheek and slips a hand down the front of my pants.

"G-GILBERT!" I yell and move away from him

He uses both hands to grab my waist and pick me up,

"Hey Lovino, let's go now!" He says excitedly, pulling me to the limousine we rented

We sit inside and he places a hand on my thigh. I look away blushing.

"Don't worry Lovi~ We'll be fine and no one will notice." He says

"Don't call me that idiota!" I say wrapping my arms around him

We pull up at the venue and we exit the car. People turn to look at us and I feel horrified that they might know it's Gilbert. My brother Feliciano comes up to us and smiles at Gilbert. Feliciano is in a dress as well because him and his boyfriend Ludwig had the same idea as Gilbert and I.

"Ve~ So you really did it huh?" Feliciano asks

"So did you, I guess ve're calling you Felicia or somezhing?" Gilbert asks

"Ve~ si!" Feliciano giggles and pulls up his dress to glomp Ludwig and kiss his cheek

(Italian:Si-Yes)

Ludwig says that they are waiting for their other fiends and they'll catch up with us later. Gilbert and I hand our tickets to the teacher in charge and he gives Gilbert a long stare, it's Mr.Clay who teaches history.

"Have I seen you somewhere before?" He asks Gilbert

"Umm no I don't zhink so!" Gilbert states in a high pitched voice

"Hmm, well then enjoy the evening." Mr.Clay replies opening the door for us

Gilbert and I walk inside hand in hand. People turn to stare at us because Gilbert looks really out of place, but I try to ignore them. We go line up for a photo together.

"Hey I haven't seen you before, what's your name?" Some student asks Gilbert

"My name's Gilbertina!" Gilbert says in a high pitched voice

"I didn't think Lovino would be able to find a pretty girl like you!" Another student buts in

"Shut up bastido!" I yell

"Aww Lovi~ we were just kidding~" one of them says pinching my cheeks

"Don't call me Lovi and leave my boy...err girlfriend alone!" I shout

The photographer calls Gilbert and I for our photo. We walk up to the green screen and the photographer positions us. After our photo we head to the dance photo where we attract a lot of attention from everyone for some reason.

"I didn't think Lovino had it in him to find a date." One person says

"Me neither, and she's kinda hot!" Another states

"Do you think they're serious?" A girl asks

"I hope so, they seem like such a cute couple!" Her friend queues

"Hey mein schatz~" Gilbert whispers "Its ok, zhey are just dummkopfs who don't matter to zhe awesome me!"

(German:Dummkopf: Fools/Idiots)

I smile a little at him while looking a little nervous. I put my hands on his waist and he laughs a little.

"Zhe awesome me is ticklish!" He giggles quietly

We slow dance tighter for a little bit until the prom committee tell us that voting for king and Queen has opened. I don't really want to cast a vote but Gilbert seems to want to.

"Hey what's your name?" Someone asks Gilbert

"On mein awesome name is Gilbertina!" Gilbert says in his ridiculous "girl" voice

(German:Mein-My)

A few people, write down a name after Gilbert telling them his. I hope Gilbert and I don't win prom king and queen because it might give away what we are doing.

"You seem very familiar..." the stranger says to Gilbert

Before he can answer there is a high pitched scream and I turn to see my fratello in the arms of the Potato Bastardo. Apparently someone thought it would be funny to scare Feliciano and now he is crying, if I find out who did it I will kill them. Feliciano is carried out by Potato Bastardo and even though I hate Ludwig, I trust him with my brother.

(Italian:Fratello-Brother)

The prom committee tells us we have ten minutes to vote and Gilbert runs to the ballots. I notice him take five slips and he writes down, Elizabeta for prom queen, Feliciano or 'Felicia' for prom queen and then Ludwig, Kiku and me for prom king.

"You know you're-a only supposed to-a vote once?" I ask him

"Yeah, but I have to many to pick from!" He says and he pulls me into the dance floor again

I feel safe in his arms. He is warm and smells kind of like beer and cinnamon. His arms are really strong and they make me feel safe. I look into his red eyes and he moves to kiss me. Before we can meet our lips we are interrupted by someone bumping into me breaking out contact.

He smiles sand pulls me over to the food table and we get a glass of punch each. We stay there for a little bit eating the tiny cinnamon donuts until the announcement for prom queen and king are ready. I don't really think I'm going to win anything but Gilbert might because of the way everyone acted around him.

Elizabeta who is one of the committee members stands up on stage.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen." She smiles "Now I know you're exited about Prom King and Queen so here are the results. Prom Queen is...... Gilbertina"

Elizabeta looks like she is going to burst into laughter because of course she knows who Gilbertina really is.

"And prom king is..." she pauses for dramatic effect but I notice her face fall a fraction, she lightens back up though "Lovino Vargas!"

I make eye contact with her and she winks at me. WAIT A SECOND DID SHE CHANGE THE RESULTS SO GILBERT AND I WOULD BE TOGETHER?! THAT IDIOTA!"

Gilbert and I walk up to the stage to accept our award. Some person places a crown on my head and they just miss my curl. A tiara is placed on Gilbert's head and we are told that we need to dance together, I don't have a problem with that but I don't want everyone watching us.

A slow song starts to play and Gilbert and I start dancing with each other blushing. Some other couples come join us and I feel a little less self conscious.

"Hey has anyone seen Gilbert?" Someone asks

I grip Gilbert's shoulder tightly and give him a look saying that we should go.

"Gilbertina kinda looks like Gilbert don't you think? And their names are really similar..." Another person points out

"Gilbert I think we need to go..." I whisper

"I zhink so to, let's go to the hill under zhe tree..." He whispers back

When no one is watching we slip out of the doors and Gilbert kicks off his high heals. He takes my hand and we start walking to the old hill.

"You know you looked really handsome tonight." Gilbert says

"S-Shut up!" I reply blushing and looking away

He wraps a hand around my waist and presses his lips to my temple.

"You are so cute!" He laughs

We make it to the hill and climb up. I sit between Gilbert's legs as we watch over the city, Gilbert turns me around and takes off his wig. He brings our faces close together so that I can feel his breath on my lips.

"You know mien schatz, you really did look amazing tonight." He whispers

"Shut up and kiss me Bastardo!" I explain pressing my lips to his

He smirks into the kiss and wraps his arms tightly around my waist. He licks my bottom lips and squeezes my but at the same time. I wrap my hands around his neck and into his hair.

"Hey Lovi~ what does this do?" He asks pulling in my curl

"No don't touch-C-CHIGI!" I yell as he twists my curl

He keeps pulling and twisting my curl in his hand making me pant.

"Y-You're going to be sorry you touched that!" I say kissing him passionately

My knee goes between his legs and I rub circles on his crotch. He moans a little but keeps pulling my curl, suddenly he stands up and picks me up bridal style.

"Come on, I rented a hotel for us." He says and starts walking

He carries me the whole way there and I can feel a bulge in his pants. Luckily I'm covering it so no one else can. He walks into a fancy looking hotel and smiles at the receptionist

"I have a room for Beilschmidt!" He booms

"Oh yes right this way." She smiles and grabs a room key

Our room is on the 27th floor with an amazing view. But I'd never tell Gilbert that he made a good choice. The lady leaves and Gilbert turns to me.

"I was planning for something like this and I knew we would want privacy." he says and pulls my curl again

That was the start of a very long and passion filled night.

*Time skip to next morning*

Lovino's P.O.V.
I wake up laying on Gilbert's chest. His red eyes are already open and watching me.

"Hey zhere sleepy head..." he smiles

"Where are we?" I ask

"In a hotel, remember?" He replies

"Oh yeah." I say looking away

I realise that we are both naked and I blush. I try to hide my face but he moves my hand and kisses my lips.

"You're so adorable Lovi~" he chuckles

He wraps his arms around my waist and pulls me so I'm laying on him again. I think I found the one... Gilbert loves me even though the entire world is against us. It's like Romeo and Juliet except with a happy ending. But when his hand grasps my ass I lightly hit his head.

"I love you idiota!" I say closing my eyes and laying my head on his chest

"I love you to Lovi~" he replies

Gilbert may be annoying but I love him, and nothing will change that.

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