Ahh Thanksgiving
the most tasty holiday ever
this year you and your boyfriend are hosting thanksgiving for your and your friends families
you guys are making the turkey and everyone else is making something else
"good morning" you whisper to Jonah kissing him awake
"good morning baby how did you sleep?"
"great. i always sleep good when i'm with you. happy thanksgiving"
"happy thanksgiving to you too. do you want to know what i'm thankful for"
"what"
"you"
"aw i'm thankful for you too." you kiss him and he smiles
"we have to start cooking soon"
"they're not coming til later we have time to kiss" you say and grab his face to kiss him
he pulls you close and you guys continue to kiss
after a while he pushes you lightly away
"okay we have to get up now"
"ugh i don't wanna"
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"okay so the recipe says that first we need to... take out the insides. does that mean like his ass?" you ask
"yeah we have to stick our hands up his ass and take out his guts"
"ew i'm NOT doing that you can"
"no way"
"babe you have more experience up an ass then i do"
"i don't know if that's a sex joke or you saying i'm annoying"
"it's both now wash your hands and stick those hands in his hole"
"you're so nasty" he laughs and starts
once everything is... cleaned out of the turkey you move on to the next part
"okay now we put butter and stuff in his ass too"
"why does everything go in the ass"
"i don't know Jonah you tell me why does everything go in the ass"
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you guys eventually finish preparing the turkey and it's now cooking
while it cooks you guys set the table
"omg we are such adults! our table is so nice and ready for everyone" you squeal looking at the table
"it does look very nice. we have skills"
"i'm so excited for tonight honestly"
"me too. it's going to be fun i already know"
"do you think they'll like our set up and our turkey?"
"i'm sure they will it looks amazing and it's going to taste amazing"
"good cause i don't want to ruin thanksgiving"
"hey even if the turkey is messed up thanksgiving isn't ruined"
"b-"
"no no nothing will ruin it"
he hugs you and the oven goes off
"OH HES READY"
you take out the turkey and gasp
"Jonah! our baby looks perfect"
"it really does. we should name him"
"no no we aren't naming anything until we have a baby."
"ugh i hate that rule"
"oh well deal with it"
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the people eventually all arrive at your house and you all are eating
"so how's the turkey" you ask everyone
they all compliment it and you and Jonah high five
"im so happy you all like it y/n has been stressing over this ALL DAY"
"hey! not the whole day"
"okay not when i had my hand up it's ass but after that"
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happy thanksgiving lol i don't know what this was
