"ugh my legs are so sore from yesterday" you complain to your friend over the phone walking into your shared home with Jonah and the rest of the boys
"well you did run a mile" she responds back
"I didnt choose to it just escalated to that"
"yeah well you arent used to doing that much activity"
"yeah but I rather have done it much slower but you know I had to do it with him so that means fast and the annoying thing is he kept yelling at me"
"he probably was yelling at you because you werent going as fast as him and you were behind"
"I don't get what his problem was though like he said go at your own pace yet when I went at my own pace he got mad"
"hes just that type of runner I guess anyways you should practice for next time"
"im not practicing and there wont be a next time"
"whatever... well im going to go now my parents just got back from vacation"
"okay bye"
"bye remember try to walk more miles with him"
"nah" you say hanging up
you put your phone down and look for something to eat
"hey you might want to clarify to the boys that your legs are sore from us running" Jonah says coming up to you
"what?" you say turning towards him
"the boys are making fun of me and you cause they think you told your friend that you were sore from us doing you know that"
"wait please clarify"
"you came in talking about how sore your legs are from yesterday and all the boys looked at me and started laughing, and I was like what and the idiots were like 'wow Jonah you really know how to go hard'"
"oh my god nooooo no no no I was talking about the run we went on"
"exactly so please explain"
"wait can we pretend that theyre right"
"seriously thats so childish"
"please it will be fun"
"fine ill play along"
"good just talk like really loudly for them to hear and make it sound sexual"
you find something to eat and drink and you start to talk about "last night"
"jo, last night cant happen again" you say and they all snap there heads up from there phones to look at you too
"why not it was fun"
"you cant go that intense like seriously im in so much pain right now"
"aw im sorry we were just getting really into it"
"I know but I didnt know id be this sore"
"you shouldve told me to go slower and id listen"
"yeah but I didnt want to ruin the night. you looked like you were enjoying how fast we went"
"cause i was"
"well we can always do it again tonight and maybe my legs wont be as sore"
"why dont we do it now go get ready ill be up in a minute"
"okay but if this backfires and im even more sore than I am now youre carrying me everywhere tomorrow"
"will do"
you walk away and upstairs but before you walk away you turn towards the boys to them looking nervous
you laugh to yourself and go to your room to get changed into work out clothes
soon after Jonah comes in the room
"that worked so well omg... right now they think we're fucking"
"haha this is great"
"omg now we should go downstairs dressed and they'll be confused and then we call them out on being the dirty minded humans they are"
"I thought this was childish"
"yeah well now its fun"
He changes and you guys go downstairs about to leave
"wait what" jack says
you both turn to him and the others with fake confused faces
"were- you gu- what" Daniel stutters
"what?" you ask
"you Guys look like you just saw a ghost" Jonah says
"you guys just were talking about sex and went to "do it again" corbyn says the only one being able to make a full sentence
"we never said that" you and Jonah say at the same time
"ye-yeah you did you were talking to your friend about it too" zach now speaks up
"we werent talking about that" Jonah says
"yeah we went on a run last night and we ran a lot and now my legs are sore you guys are disgusting but I mean if you guys want us to go and fuck I wont mind"
"ew stop your gross"
"that just makes me want go and do it more"
"wait so you guys just went on a run nothing more" zach says confused
"yup and you guys are too dirty minded to think of that" Jonah says
"ohhhhh"
"Well what you guys thought was much better so come on Jonah lets go" you grab his hand, winking at the boys and bring him up the stairs into your room
"Nows the good part"
