"CORBYN MATTHEW BESSON GET DOWN HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT" you scream from downstairs
you haven't eaten the whole day and therefore you are very very hungry, starving even
and when you are as starving as you are right now you get very hangry
and that's exactly what you are currently
"YES MA'AM" he screams saluting you
"don't act stupid"
"right sorry. so um why are yelling at me using my full name like i am in trouble"
"you haven't given me any love today"
"really cause a few hours ago we were making out almost about to have sex"
"okay well you also haven't given me any food and well i'm really hungry"
"then eat something"
"there's nothing to eat"
"well buy some food"
"i don't have any money"
"welp i don't know how to help ya"
"i mean you could take me out to eat?"
"bu-"
"fine! don't"
"oh no you're getting mad"
"i'm not getting mad YOU ARE getting mad"
"and that's my cue to go back upstairs"
"fine go but don't think we're having sex tonight"
"i'm okay with that"
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it's been three hours since corbyn left and went upstairs and you are even more hangry then before
now you NEED food and so you're going to bother corbyn til he gives in
you walk upstairs and into your room where Corbyn is napping
while he's asleep you jump on his back and yell in his ear
"GIVE ME FOOOOOD" you scream and he jumps making you fall on the floor
"YOU SCARED ME WHATS WRONG WITH YOU"
"YOU DROPPED ME WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!"
"well sorry someone was yelling in my ear"
"well someone wasn't giving me food"
"you know what you're annoying me now so let's go"
"food?"
"yeah right now"
"YAY"
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"so how are you feeling" corbyn asks
"i'm soooo happy" you smile stuffing your food in your mouth
"yup that's my girl, only happy once she's eaten"
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okay i need more requests JUST FOR CORBYN AND JONAH
