"oh my god he is sooooo hot" you squeal staring at pictures of Shawn Mendes facts
"who me yeah i know" your boyfriend Jack says sitting across from you
"not you Shawn... OH MY GOD fuck me pleaseeeee"
"hey that's my job"
"yes yes do that. you can do anything you want to me Mendes"
"what about Avery"
"oh my god that is the hottest video i have ever seen."
"was it the video i sent you"
"hey Jack can you please stop talking i'm trying to watch this video of Shawn" you tell Jack trying to get him to shut up
"hey! i'm your boyfriend"
"yeah and Shawn's my husband now be quiet"
"fine! i'll leave you alone"
"thank you" you shake your head and he walks away
"i'm going now"
"all the way upstairs away from you"
"i'm not coming downstairs"
"okay Jack bye"
he grunts and finally walks away
you smile to yourself and continue to stalk shawn's instagram and twitter
-
"are you done stalking that loser" Jack says coming downstairs
"first of all Shawn Mendes is NOT a loser and second of all i'll never be done stalking that beautiful human"
"whatever we're going out to dinner get ready"
"but i wanna stalk-"
"dinner!"
"okay okay relax. i bet shawn mendes wouldn't yell at me"
"i am super close to breaking up with you"
"then i'll be all shawn's"
"y/n!"
"i'm joking" you shake your head and get up to get ready
-
you are now in the car about to go out to dinner and as soon as you put on the radio Shawn Mendes new song Señorita listen to it please starts playing
"omg jack it's my man!"
"i'm your man not him"
"whatever"
you start to sing along well scream along and Jack can't help but smile at how cute you're being
"I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SEÑORITA! Jack sing along" you put your fist up to him and he sighs
"I wish I could pretend I didn't need ya" he mumbles
"BUT EVERY TOUCH IS OOH-LA-LA-LA"
"It's true, la-la-la"
"YOU KNOW I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SEÑORITA"
"I wish it wasn't so damn hard to leave ya"
"BUT EVERY TOUCH IS OOH-LA-LA-LA"
"It's true, la-la-la" he finishes and the song ends
"see Jack wasn't that fun"
"i guess"
you smile to yourself and you guys make it to the restaurant
you walk into the restaurant and your heart stops
"omg jack is that who i think it is"
"who"
"look" you point across the restaurant at THE Shawn Mendes eating
"oh god" he rolls his eyes and you smile huge
"i can't believe it"
"do you want to say hi" he sighs
"can we?"
"fine"
"yes!"
you guys get to your seat at the restaurant and Jack stands up
"i'm going to go to the bathroom i'll be right back"
"okay when you come back we're saying hi to him"
"whatever" he walks away and you go on your phone to wait
-
after a few minutes jack finally comes back
"hey babe" a different voice says
a familiar voice though
you look up and almost fall as THE SHAWN FUCKING MENDES IS NEXT TO Jack
"y-you're not my boyfriend"
"but i'm shawn mendes"
"true" you stand up and quickly hug him
"you have no idea how obsessed i am."
"actually i do Jack told me"
"omg best boyfriend ever" you push Shawn away and hug Jack
"i love you so much" you kiss him passionately and Shawn coughs
"umm-"
"shut up shawn she's finally giving me attention"
