"OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE PUT IN MY MOUTH IN A WHILE" you moan after eating your favorite food
You were eating dinner that Jonah made you and it tastes amazing
He knew it was your favorite and wanted to surprise you
"Wrong you've had my dick in your mouth before" Jonah smirks
"Jonah Marais! Anyways you are wrong this is so much better than your dick. Your dick is salty and gross"
"Excuse me"
"You heard me hoe"
"Wow now I'm hurt" he pouts and you roll your eyes
"Oh relax. It's called a joke"
"So my dick is better than y/f/f"
"Well its a close call but yeah it's better"
"Wait really"
"Yeah. See this is a little under seasoned but you you're perfectly seasoned. You kinda taste like steak"
"Well you taste like fruit salad"
"Ooo I love fruit salad"
"I can tell I swear it goes straight down there"
"Are you guys done talking about each other's 'taste'" Jack asks you guys
"Why does it offend you"
"Yes very"
"Aw Jonah, Jack's upset that his dick doesn't taste as good as yours"
"How sad! Maybe he can eat more chips and get his as salty as mine"
"It still wouldn't work out though cause yours took time and it's perfect"
"Aw really thats the nicest thing you've ever said"
"Oh dear god you guys are perfect for each other"
