Randomness: Chapter 37 • Horse Jokes

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Randomness
Chapter 37
Horse Jokes
These jokes are meant for entertainment only, my no means do I want to offend anypony.
HAHAHHA sorry
1) What do you call a scary female horse?
A nightmare!
2) Why are most horses fit?
Because they're on a stable diet!
3) What did the horse say when it fell?
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
XD
4) What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A NEIGH-bor!
5) Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
Because it has no stable manners!
;) HorseMad2003

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