Randomness
Chapter 20
CHAPTER 20 SPECIAL!! :3
Okay, so, I'm going to try to write 20 jokes here. If I can, that is. :P
1) I made this one myself:
Person 1: Knock knock!
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Grimace!
Person 2: Grimace who?
Person 1: Grimace some Oreos/cucumbers/thing that you want
(Read it out loud of y'all don't get it)
2) [Credit to HorseMad for this.]
Person 1: Knock knock!
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Thermos!
Person 2: Thermos who?
Person 1: Thermos be some way to tickle your funny bone!
(Read it out loud of y'all don't get it)
Okay... 18 more to go!! >:^)
3)
Which is the biggest rope?
Answer: Europe!
4)
Which is the most dangerous city?
Answer: Electricity! 🔥
5)
What runs all day but never gets tired?
Answer: Water
15 more to go!...
6)
What are the hottest days during summer?
Answer: SUN-days!
7)
What's the biggest gate in the world?
Answer: Colgate!
8)
What do you call Santa Claus if he doesn't move?
Answer: Santa Pause
9)
What did the cow get for Christmas?
Answer: A COW-culator!
10)
What do elves learn at school?
Answer: The elf-abet.
10 more!..
11)
Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks,
paying the bills does!
12)
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Answer: Jungle Bells!
13)
Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why? :\
Wife: Stupid moron... I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book called 'How to Cook'!!
LOL. xD
14)
Teacher: 2 books + 2 books?
Student: 4 books.
Teacher: Now I'll ask you a hard one. 1, 789, 365 books + 23, 678 books?
Student: A library. :P
15)
What do you call a snowman party?
Answer: A snowball
5 more... :D
16)
[ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[X] Mentally dating someone who has no idea I exist / mentally dating a fictional character that doesn't exist
17)
That awkward moment when you think someone is ignoring your text when in reality you just didn't press send.
18)
Mom: I want you to say dirty things in my ear...
Dad: Kitchen, bathroom, living room.
-_____________-
19)
If I show you an image on my phone...
DON'T SWIPE RIGHT,
DON'T SWIPE LEFT.
Just.
Look.
20)
Dear Dracula,
Remember that night a few years ago?
Well, you have a son, his name is Edward.
Sincerely,
Tinkerbell
xD No offence to the Twilight fans...
{ Extra: 21 }
If you watched Aladdin, then you know the part where Jasmine is getting on the magic carpet with Aladdin, and she's all like, "Is it safe?".
'Is it safe?'
Great question from a girl who hangs out with a tiger.
(Credit to the guy who said this :D) }
As you can see..
I'm not evil! :3
:D I made an extra one for y'all!!
Hope ya liked it!
>~< I'm bored.
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Randomness
HumorDo you ever just want to literally laugh out loud for no reason at all? Or maybe, you just want to enjoy a good joke! Well, say no more, because my book, "Randomness", is just what you need! Read these awesome chapters and feel the laughter emerge...
