Randomness
Chapter 22
Teenage Posts
YAY!
I friggin live teenage posts! :3
Anyway;
1)
Math teacher: I have 11 bottles in one hand, and 9 in my other one. What do I have?
Student: A DRINKING PROBLEM, DUDE.
2)
Sleeping
Both legs in blanket: Too hot.
Both legs out of blanket: Too cold.
One leg out, one leg in: Just peeerrrrfect.
Until a demon from Paranormal Activity comes and grabs it and drags you down the hall!!!
3)
You go to school: Nothing happens.
You're absent one day:
6 fights, Tupac came back, school had a blackout, and Beyoncé performed in the cafeteria.
LIKE, WTF
4)
That moment when you get a sweet text and you just sit there, smiling at your screen like a weirdo... o_O
5)
My parents accused me of being a liar...
I looked them in the eye and said,
"Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny!"
and walked away like a boss. X{D
6)
"My memory is so baaaad...."
"How bad is it?"
"How bad is what?"
MY VERSION:
"My memory is so baaaad...."
"How bad is it?"
"How bad is what?"
"Your memory..."
"Oh.... I forgot how much..."
"Really?! Are you serious?!"
"Serious about what?"
"*face-palm*"
7)
When you go to somebody's house:
Normal people: Your house is... LOVELY!
Me: What's your WiFi password? ^3^
8)
"I can't eat anymore, I am so full!"
"Want some dessert?"
"...
YESSSSSSS!!!!!"
9)
Mom: Did ya get home safely?
Me: Nah, I died a few times... Ya know, the usual.
10)
I wonder how police with bikes arrest people.
Police: You're under arrest. Get in da basket.
11)
Being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life. XD
12)
When I see a clown fish I automatically think, "OMG IT'S NEMO!".
13)
Stop moving.. I'm trying to read your shirt!
14)
Admit it... you've Google'd yourself.
(I did... XD)
15)
The moment of joy when you're in a restaurant and you see your delicious looking food coming. *\(^o^)/*
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