Chapter 16
Bunch of Jokes!
1)
"Let's eat Grandma!"
"Let's eat, Grandma!"
PUNCTUATION SAVES LIVES.
(This one was actually hung on the door of the English Teachers office thingy in my school.)
2)
If olive oil is made out of olives...and if vegetable oil is made out of vegetables...then what is BABY OIL made out of?!?!?!
3)
Laughter is the best medicine...but if you're laughing for no reason you NEED medicine!
4)
(TRUE STORY HA LOL)
Good grades + Sleep = No social life
Sleep + Social life = Bad Grades
Good grades + Social life = No sleep
;( I love sleep...
5)
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing. O___________O
6)
Oh, I'm late to class?
Please, stare at me like I killed five people right in front of you! -.-
7)
*applause*
Congratulations!!
You've won a lifetime supply of air!
Not valid under water, in space, when dead or while chocking!
8)
We all have that one teacher who's all like, "Don't pack up yet. There's still 24 seconds of class left!"
9)
How I end a class presentation.
Me: So......ummm.....yeah....uh....
10)
Me: *talking with friends about something*
Annoying Person: Ummm, like, that is like, soooo, like, WRONG! It is totally not okay, dude.
Me: Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.
Annoying Person: Well said....
Me: ;D
11)
I remember when my friend was shy...I CREATED A MONSTER. ;)
I made HorseMad2003 a monster...but I like it! xD
12)
Alarm Clocks:
Because every morning should begin with a heart attack!
13)
*at school*
Teacher: *asks a question*
No hands rise up.
Teacher: Why do I not see any hands?
More hands rise.
Teacher: *picks person who isn't raising his/her hand*
14)
Me: Mom, can I-
Mom: No.
Me: But WHYYYY?!
Mom: BECAUSE I SAID SOOOO!
Me: Good one mom, you should be a lawyer. *face-palm*
15)
That look you give your best friend when the teacher says, 'Find a partner,'
16)
Me: *doing stuff on phone*
Phone: LOW BATTERY! - LOW BATTERY! - LOW BATTERY!!!!
Me: Well, apparently, you still have enough battery to remind that you don't have battery ever 5 seconds...
17)
When I was a kid,
I drew the sun with sunglasses
in the corner of the page.
18)
Me: Mom, look!
Mom: That's very nice, sweetie.
Me: Yeah, and it's really cool how you can say that without looking at it. -_-
19)
You and I use Google almost everyday, right?
I bet we both can't say the order of the colours...
20)
My eyes are saying 'Sleep!' but my mind is saying, 'Internet!' and 'ANIMEEEEEE!'!!
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