Amusing Stories

Having met an unfortunate end at the fins of a scaled assailant, David suddenly finds himself being laughed at hysterically by a young girl who is apparently a god. And after a brief explanation as to just what had happened, things take an unexpected turn when David suddenly swears his vengeance. Now, instead of pursuing adventure and monster slaying in a quest to become stronger like most would if they found themselves reincarnated in a fantasy world, David declares war on anything with gills, immediately storming off in the direction of the nearest town to acquire the equipment required for his conquest. However, the life of a fantasy fisherman isn't all it's cracked up to be. And when dealing with a crazed former knight captain, an adventurers guild master that's determined to recruit him and history's laziest receptionist, David finds himself in a series of almost laughable situations while Fishing In Another World! PS. Cover is not mine and a picture that I found on google. Rights to the picture go to the original owner, but the story is mine! And with that out of the way, please enjoy reading!

Meet Accalia, a modern day werewolf. Yup, you heard me right, a werewolf. Join Accalia on her blood curling adventures and tense battles with her enemies as she searches for her long-lost parents. Meet her pet wolf, Ebony. And help her find out what happened to her mom and dad on, The weregirl. P. S: Recommended for EVERYONE ^~^

Jess Spike had come to know as a fact that nothing good ever happened in life, at least not to her. She had come to realize that once you feel that amber of hope in your heart, the chances of it turning into a fire were zero. Nothing was forever. Everything had its own ending. Constantly snapping at every one, being bitter and sarcastic, acting insensitive and emotionless, keeping up her facade had become her life. She's used to being in control, being able to intimidate everyone, she's used to getting her way with things and working til the crack of dawn. So she's completely thrown off guard when Connor Woods walks into her life, turning everything around, infuriating her to no end, taking control of everything she had ever come to know, opening doors to new possibilities and Jess, can not stand it. Love lies...but real eyes realize lies.

Get your daily fix of quotes. All the right quotes, to make you laugh and smile. None of these quotes are mine and belong to the numerous, following people. Have a read, you know you want to :)

In the end, the journeys we take comprises of several things; a beginning, a middle, and an end. Sometimes we cannot even tell where one ends, and another begins... Kathryne Taylor is a senior in high school, just an ordinary girl who, in the eyes of her peers, is really quite the unfavorable character. But that's through no fault of her own. You see, Kathryne has issues; most of them stemming from her adamant desire to avoid what she believes is total bull. Adrian Black doesn't want to give two cents about what other people think, but he has to. After all, if he didn't, they might find out what he's hiding from everyone else, and that could be very bad for him indeed. It's not healthy to know a vampire after all. Even less so to be acquainted with a vampire noble, but they don't need to know that. What do these two have to do with each other? “Oi! Adrian, you done yet?” Kathryne yelled, banging her hand on the door. “You have muscles, don’t you?” ... “You stare at them all the time, don’t you?” I’d never understand why she was bothered when I caught her staring, but completely fine with me seeing her naked. Someone needed to get their priorities straight. When she didn’t reply to my comment, I gathered that she’d probably walked away from the door. So I flung the door open, not anticipating that she might still be standing there, fuming. The door rebounded back slamming shut with a loud thunk. Though the noise might have been more Kathryne falling to the ground than the door. “Kathryne, are you all right?!” Immediately rushing out of the toilet to make sure I hadn’t done any serious damage. “Dumbass!” She snarled, glaring at me. “Do I look O.K.?!” (Note: The Story is in Kathryne's Point of View at first)

Then they heard it. It was a bang. As they turned around they saw it. But what was "it". April screamed and Max almost peed his pants. Then all was silent.

jokes that will make you crack up. Shout out to Yo Mama Jokes thanks

A story about a brave soul called Sophie, she has many friends and manages to find fun even if her mother wants nothing to do with her, she tries. kind of nostalgia :-)

❝Players don't die; they regenerate.❞

Amazing, right?

In a desperate attempt to feed himself, Shadow undergoes a series of unfortunate events for what could have been a late night snack.

Your name is John Egbert..and you've just been trolled.

Poems that will blow your mind...

I'm bored and I thought I would give you a good laugh.

Just your average, ordinary, everyday lonely potato.

It was 2008. Obama VS McCain. Obama knew he would win because he has swag and McCain didn't. Obama had beaten him at a dance battle the night before and McCain was so furious that he ran into a lamp post. "Shit." He said. Obama chucked to himself. He knew that this was the beginning of his many adventures as the President of the United States of 'Murica.

Ronkel Simmons , An average girl with lots of potential and dreams of becoming a great singer/dancer, Maybe even a Model . Other wise known to her pals and loved ones as Rocky , meets a whole new world of crushes , bad boys and true love in her fresh man year at Dale High. Read what's going to become of her as she uncovers the dirty secrets and amazing feelings that are of teen life ....

A collection of lists and stories detailing awkward moments. Read if you're bored or just looking for something funny! Most of the situations have happened to me, but some of them are suggestions from other people. I dare you to read the first chapter and not laugh :)