Randomness
Chapter 21
EEEEEK! *shrieks*
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!! (My b-day is da seventh of May. My cumpleaños is so awesome! Cumpleaños means birthday in Spanish! :D)
Sooooooo.....
Here we go!
1)
I'd rather volunteer myself as a tribute in The Hunger Games than go to school. -3-
2)
"You ask,"
"No, you ask!"
"Can you pleeeeaaaase ask?"
"Why can't you ask?"
"Fine... HEY! My friend wants to ask you something!.."
3)
People who don't know me think I'm quiet and shy.
People who do know me wish is was! ψ(｀∇')ψ
4)
When I lose: "Bleh, whatever, it's just a game, dude..."
When I win awesomely: "LOL, IN YO FACES, I WON!"
5)
Me: Hello? 911, there's a bunch of dead people here!
911 guy: Where are you?
Me: At the cemetery. :P
6)
Me when I clean my room:
1% cleaning,
30% complaining,
and 90% playing with the stuff I just found. d:
7)
The real definition of "never mind" is actually, "YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED THE FIRST TIME, GEEZ!".
8)
8 year olds today have; Facebook, Twitter, an iPhone and an iPod.
When I was eight years old; I had a colouring book, and an imagination!
9)
Dear teacher,
If I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to him/her.
If you move me across the room, I will shout to her/him.
It's your choice...
Sincerely,
MUWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ψ(｀∇')ψ
10)
In the morning, there is a HUGE DIFFERENCE between 06:00 and 06:05! xD
11)
Adult: Do you know what college you want to go to?
Me: Uh... MONSTERS UNIVERSITY! :D
12)
When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it. -_-
13)
Dear "cool people",
They didn't name you after a candy,
DID THEY NOW?
Sincerely,
NERDS
14)
Welcome to our society!
You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like and how you act. Enjoy your stay! cx
15)
*dude calls other dude in 3 am*
Dude 1: Dude, you awake?
Dude 2: NOOOOO, I'm skydiving! -.-
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