Chapter 10
Wow. I can't believe it's chapter ten already... ;)
•That moment...when a young one asks you how you did something...and you're too bored or frustrated to answer, so you say: "MAGIC!"
• I stepped on cereal this morning...NOW I'M A CEREAL KILLER! (Ha! Get it?)
•Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?
Answer:
Because then it would be a foot! {12 inches is one foot}
•Where do birds meet for coffee?
Answer:
A NEST-cafe!!
•Why does Dracula have no friends?
Answer:
Because he was a PAIN IN THE NECK! Ha!
• Brother: iPhone!
Sister: iPod!
Mother: iPad!
Father: iPaid!!!! D:<
•Why did the student eat his/her homework?
Answer: ???
Comment what you think the answer is! I'll dedicate the next chapter to YOU! :D
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Randomness
HumorDo you ever just want to literally laugh out loud for no reason at all? Or maybe, you just want to enjoy a good joke! Well, say no more, because my book, "Randomness", is just what you need! Read these awesome chapters and feel the laughter emerge...
