Randomness
Chapter 42
Puns, Puns... And Would You Look At That! More Puns.
Hey! It's been a while.
Lol. What do you think of the new cover? Just made it now.
PUNS:
1- Do you need an ark? Because I noah guy...
2- I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun... But NaH.
3- I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
4- When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase, 'Fire at will'.
5- He drove his car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
6- Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm alright, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. (Omg)
7- I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy!
8- Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
9- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
10- I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really, it was just a play of words.
(Hehehe)
11- What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing - it just let out a little whine.
12- I asked a librarian if she was free this afternoon. She said she was all booked up.
13- When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
(...oh)
14- The man who invented the door knocker won a No-bell prize.
15- My friend's bakery burnt down last night. Now his business is toast.
Man, that was a lot o' puns.
Also, sorry for not updating in a pretty long time. ;-; Pls forgive meh.
(Currently ill and chilling on da couch, any other sick people out there?)
ALL PUNS FROM http://www.punoftheday.com
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Randomness
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