Randomness
Chapter 40
How To Fail At Picking Chicks Up
No, this is not a horrible how-to guide, it is just a Randomness chapter that contains absolutely mortifyingly bad pick-up lines. Lol.
1) Is there a magnet in your pants? 'Cause I'm attracted to your buns of STEEL!
(#dying)
2) Are those space pants? 'Cause your legs are out of this world!
(#diedagain)
3) Guuuuurl, you'd better have a license because you're driving me crazy!
4) Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!
I apologize for the short chapter. I borrowed a book from the library yesterday, and I started to read it yesterday and continued reading it today and I was just so worn out by the time I finished it! I really do suggest reading 'My Secret Diary' by Jacqueline Wilson.
It's really good ha
Yeah, I'll see you in the next chapter of...
Drum roll, please!
*drum roll*
RANDOMNESS!
*does a silly dance*
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Randomness
HumorDo you ever just want to literally laugh out loud for no reason at all? Or maybe, you just want to enjoy a good joke! Well, say no more, because my book, "Randomness", is just what you need! Read these awesome chapters and feel the laughter emerge...
