Chapter 17
:3 Almost twentyyyyyy~~~
Okay, so, a few chapters before, I asked you;
[Why did the student eat his/her homework?
I said that the one who answered it correctly in the comments would get a shoutout from me.
Well...
Nobody answered.... ._.
So, the answer was: Because his/her teacher said it was a piece of cake!..
._. Y U GUYS NO COMMENT?!]
• What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Answer: An investigator!
• How do you organize a space party?
Answer: You PLANET!
• Person 1: Knock knock!
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: The broken pencil.
Person 2: The broken pencil who?
Person 1: Never mind.... It's POINTLESS.
xD
• What did the melted cheese say to the unlucky tortilla?
Answer: "Man, it's nacho day!"
• Ketchup: It was nice to meat you.
Hotdog: Yeah, I hope to see you again soon so we can ketchup!
• What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An impasta!
• How do pigs go to the hospital?
Answer: With a hambulance!
• Which U.S state has the smallest drinks?
Answer: Minisoda! *dies of laughter*
• Banana Doctor: So,what seems to be the problem, Mr Banana?
Mr Banana: I don't know, doc. I haven't been PEELING well lately.
• What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
Answer: Count Spatula!
I'll be ending this chapter here.
Hope y'all liked it!
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