Randomness
Chapter 19
Texting Bloopers - PART ONE
Jokes that'll make y'all laugh! :P
1)
TEXTING
Mom: Hey, honey, do you know what 'idk', 'ttyl' and 'ily' means?
Daughter: I don't know, talk to you later, I love you.
Mom: Oh...okay, I'll just go ask your sister.
Daughter: -_________________-
2)
TEXTING
Teenager: Mom, guess what! I got an A+ on Chemistry! (In..on...not sure... XP)
Mom: WTF, congratulations!
Teenager: Mom...do you even know what 'WTF' means?
Mom: Duh, "Well that's fantastic"!
Teenager: *______________________* Riiiiiiiiiight.
3)
TEXTING
Person 1: Hi!
Person 2: Eror #123234 This user is either not accepting messages from you or is unavailable.
Person 1: -_- You spelled 'error' wrong. -.-
Person 2: Well...this is awkward...
4)
TEXTING
Dad: Hey honey, did you pick up those assholes yet?
Son: Wrong person, dad.
Dad: SORRY! That was meant for your mother.
Son: Wait... WHAT ASSHOLE?! DO YOU MEAN MY SISTER AND I?!?!?
Dad: Yes. :3
Son: ................
5)
TEXTING
Dad: Your mom and I are going to divorce next month.
Daughter: WHAT?! WHY?! CALL ME!
Dad: :P I wrote Disney and the phone changed it. We are going to DISNEY next month.
6)
TEXTING
Mom: Do ducks have jackets?
No, did muck save maggots?
Ughhhhh....
Does musk make goggles?
Nevermind!!
Friend: What.
I just....what.
7)
TEXTING
Mom: Son, you are in big trouble!
Son: WHY?
Mom: Because you're texting me at school.
Son: Are you serious?! You texted me first!!
MOTHERS' LOGIC, GUYS. MOTHERS' LOGIC.
:D Gonna end this chappy here!
Da next chapter is gonna be Chapter 20!
EEeeek!
Did anybody go to the new Captain America movie? Spider-Man movie?
Nope?
#ForeverAlone
Gimme dem good comments...
BINABASA MO ANG
Randomness
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