Harry Styles Imagines

Drugs

I recommend listening to the chain by Fleetwood Mac

"IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD BABY! LOOK IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!" Harry screams while high off of magic mushrooms.

"No Harry. You're on top of our bed. How many mushrooms did you eat?" Y/n asks Harry when jumps down from the bed attempting to walk over to her. She lifts his chin and notices blood coming out of his mouth. "What? Harry you bit the tip of your tongue off" Y/n says looking at him in the eyes with amusement but also worried he might be hurt.

"I love you hot stuff" Harry says trying to kiss y/n. She leans away and ducks under him to grab the phone to call a doctor to check his tongue. "You don't want my kisses. You wanted them all last night. You wanted them on your other-"

"OKAY! I called the doctor. Go take a shower and attempt to act normal when he comes" Y/n pushes Harry into the bathroom and waits until she hears the shower running to go grab a water for him.

Y/n walks back into the bedroom seeing a naked Harry standing at the end of the bed. "Harry what are you doing? Put clothes on the doctor will be here any minute"

"Let's make a baby!" Harry says grabbing y/n and throwing her on the bed. He lands on top of her and kisses her all over the face. Y/n giggles and pushes him away when someone rings the bell.

"Shit Harry put on clothes please. The doctor is here. Drink this" Y/n says before going to let the doctor in. "Hi thank you for coming so late" Y/n says to the doctor leading him to the bedroom praying that Harry has clothes on.

"Hello Harry. How are we feeling this evening?" The doctor asks a pouting fully clothed Harry sitting on the bed. Y/n frowns at his face.

"I'm hurt" Harry mumbles while tries too but his swollen tongue isn't helping.

"Your tongue is hurting you?" The doctor asks going to get pain medication out of his bag.

"No. Y/n doesn't want to make babies with me" Harry glares at y/n. She turns red and laughs awkwardly at the doctor when he glances at her. The doctor shakes his head and checks on Harry.

"Okay everything seems to be fine. I would just give him this medicine tomorrow and make sure it doesn't get infected" He says before handing y/n medicine. She nods and they both look at Harry when he sighs loudly.

"Why don't you want my babies?" Harry says still glaring at y/n. The doctor laughs loudly before letting himself out.

"Harry I already have your babies" Y/n says kissing Harry's temple and helping him get into bed.

"You do?!" Harry beams at y/n with tired eyes.

"Yes Harry" Y/n laughs quietly climbing into bed herself.

Harry leans over and puts his head on her stomach. "hi little nugget i'm your daddy. I made you when I banged your mum. real good" Harry whispers to the little bump. He kisses it and then closes his eyes. "I love you hot stuff" Harry mumbles tiredly before falling into peaceful sleep...still on y/n stomach.

Y/n smiles running her hand through Harry's hair before falling asleep herself.

She loves her high man to.

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decided to make a cute one because the next two will not be

I like writing sad ones better

sorry, but much love

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