Handling a Crisis

INTERMISSION (Q&A)

*The cast members walk onpage and sit down at the interview tables that resides behind a glass window. The fourth wall had been broken down. From the constant fourth wall breaks or because of the interview? Who fucking knows at this point?*

Poland: Now that's some next-level wall breaking shit right there. What wall did that break? The fifth?

Vee: *shrugs* No idea.

Jacob: *looks warily at audience* Are you sure that glass wall is going to keep everyone from killing me?

Vee: Of course it will! It was designed solely to keep cast members protected from any hateful actions. Chill, dude.

Jacob: Tch, easy for you to say. You're not one of the story's antagonists.

Vee: Oh, relax! You're perfectly safe!

Japan: Yeah, relax! Plus, it was designed and tested by me!

Jacob: How did you test it?

Japan: That's a secret I'll never tell 😉

Jacob: How– how on Earth did you say that?

Japan: That's a secret I'll never tell 😉

Vee: *laughs and looks at the audience* Welcome, my dear readers, to Intermission! We have snacks and drinks in the back, all labeled with dietary warnings for those of you who need it. I'd hate to accidentally cause a medical emergency while we're here.

Alright, let's have our first question.

OwOwithMe_1089: What was your inspiration for this book, author? Btw, love ya writing!

Vee: Awww, thanks! I'd finished reading a few countryhuman fanfics and was reading a bunch of news reports on world issues one night and basically thought "Oh hey, if this were a countryhuman fanfic, imagine the story that would go with it! Too bad there isn't... wait a minute." I also really liked the idea of the personified states and wanted to see more  stories with it, so I decided to write that in as well. *shrugs* It's not too exciting, but that's how it all started.

Japan-SanUwU: This is first time doing this so I'm just going to have a peaceful talk with my country

Happy Independence Day Brazil! I hope you get better, I know you are in a rough patch now, But you'll bounce back like always.
Let me give you a little gift!
*Gives Brazil freshly baked Pão de Queijos*

Brazil: *takes Pão de Queijos* Oh, one of my citizens! Thanks, I hope you enjoyed yourself! I hope things get better as well. I'm sorry about what's happening right now and I wish I could help. And thank you for the Pão de Queijos! *starts eating* This is really good! Nice job!

X_Rusame_X: New Zealand can I please have some of your sheep?

New Zealand: No, but you can visit them and pet them if you want! They're really friendly and love people! They're in the back. Oh, and don't try to take them. Thanks to Aus, they're going to start headbutting you.

Australia: You brought your sheep?

New Zealand: I have to take them to the doctor after Intermission. The drive from here to the doctor's takes less time than going back home and then driving to the doctor's.

Australia: Oh, makes sense.

Poland2910: Third, how fu*king long have you and Soviet been together and not did "IT" yet.

Nazi: Soviet and I haffe peen a couble for fourteen years. I vill not ansver ze second bart of zat question.

Soviet: Neizerrr vill I.