If you can't already guess, Pt. 2 to '5 times Peter accidentally met the Agents of SHIELD (not really)' or however that goes idk.
"Why are you guys stalking a kid?" A confused Phill Coulson asked his team at the same time an angry IronDad demanded, "WHY ARE YOU GUYS STALKING MY SON?"
"We aren't stalking the kid, Melinda was telling us about a kid who was stabbed-" Hunter started but was interrupted.
"YOU WERE STABBED? PETER I SWEAR TO GOD."
"Which one?" Peter asked cheekily.
"Anyway, we were wondering why a kid was stabbed. Then Fitzsimmons met a kid that sounded just like the kid May describe, they took a photo and-" Hunter continued but was yet again interrupted.
"SEE I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE STALKING ME! TAKING MY PHOTO?"
Hunter ignored them and said, "We wanted to find out more about the kid so we decided to follow him closely without drawing attention, which, I will admit, failed horribly."
"You're the one that straight up introduced yourself." Bobbi pointed out.
"Well so why were you stabbed?" Coulson asked.
"Well, you see, I'm Spider-Man? And I'm sorry Mr Stark but like I know I wasn't suppose to swing to school but someone was in danger and I had to so I'm really sorry Mr Stark..." Peter's voice trailed off slightly. "OH MY GOSH IS THAT A MONKEY? SO CUTE!"
"What? Oh that's Fitz's monkey. He had it for like, a week or so. Jemma and I got it without telling May and Coulson." Daisy grinned, remembering what had happened the day they brought the monkey back.
"So cute!" Peter gasped, reaching out to pet the monkey. He then stood up straight and asked Tony with puppy eyes.
"Please, Mr Stark? Can I get a monkey?"
