What are Peter/Avengers, mostly Peter, up to during quarantine? RussianWidow_ :)
"Hey everyone! So how's everyone been doing during the lockdown slash quarantine thing?" Peter said into the camera. "Mr Stark has allowed me to vlog about the Avengers and their daily liVES-" Peter was cut off as he screamed loudly.
The video scene changed again to show Peter seated on his bed in an Iron Man PJs.
"Right sorry. That was Clint. Anyway, my name is Peter, and I'm Tony Stark's personal intern! Some of ya might not believe me, especially my schoolmates, so I guess this video can be my prOOF-" Peter was yet again interrupted. "CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON CAN YA STOP!" Peter yelled. "God I swear..."
We see Peter leaving the camera frame, and seconds later the vent grate clatters to the floor which a huge BANG! Peter is heard shouting into the vents. "IF YOU COME AND DISTURB ME AGAIN I WILL NEVER TEAM UP WITH YOU TO PRANK, AND I WILL GO TO AUNTY NAT!"
"Wait no Peter we make the best teams alright I'll let you be." Came the reply of the archer.
Peter landed onto the floor gracefully and closes the vent grate, using his webs to seal it up extra. Of course, he was careful not the get that on camera.
"Right hi again. For the third time." Peter picked up his camera and started walking out. "Let's go visit Mr Stark in his lab!"
We see Peter entering a high-tech lab, with numeral writings everywhere, all blurred up.
"You have to blur that kid. Remember." Tony called.
"Yeah yeah. Note to self, blur our all the equations..." Peter muttered.
"Alright!" Peter trained the camera onto himself. "So this is the lab! It's Mr Stark's personal lab, not mine. Mine is wayyy much neater." Camera shows Tony throwing a paper at Peter's head, the latter swatting the paper away like it was a stupid, annoying mosquito.
"Honestly I don't think Mr Stark would like it if I continue to vlog in his lab, so I'mma be heading to mine now!" Scene changes to show an indeed neater lab, and tones of Spider-Webs.
"In case you guys are wondering, no I'm not Spider-Man. I'm just very close to him and I also helped manufacture his webbing. Spidey visits almost everyday so yeah." Peter proceeds to yank out some webs. "Should have cleaned up..."
"Anyway, as Mr Stark's personal intern, I also help fix the Avengers' weapons, sometimes even updating them. See those arrows? Those are the arrows I design for our prank wars. It comes in handy a lot of times."
The window suddenly crashed and a red-and-blue figure crashed in. Peter jumped in shock. "What the hell are you doing here?" He hissed furiously.
"Hey baby boy. Can't I visit my favourite person in the world?" The man behind the mask winked.
"Shut up, I'm doing a vlog right now!"
Spider-Man, or technically Wade but only Peter knew that, sat on the ceiling, snd his head dangled in front of Peter's. "Come on, baby boy. Do it for the press and cameraaaaa!"
"Wha-"
Before Peter coukd comprehend was was happening, Wade was kissing him.
In front of this freaking camera.
In the Spider-Man suit.
Peter groaned. He's gonna have to edit that out of the video later.
Peter continued vlogging his way around the corner. At the end of the day, he started editing it, only to find all the footage gone.
"What the hell?" Peter gasped.
"Hey baby boy." A voice called from Peter's open window.
"Wade! What did you do?"
"Oh nothing, just uploaded your vlog on YouTube. Which included our very nice kiss of course." Wade grinned.
"Wade, do you have any idea what you jusT CREATED?" Peter shrieked.
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Stark's intern dating Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. True or false? Read: PG. 6
"PETER BENJAMIN PARKER!"
Guess who said that.
