Look who's back, bitches!!!!!!!!
Today was the day Peter was telling everybody that he was Bi. And by everybody, it means that Peter was going to tell the whole of New York. Starting with the Avengers.
Peter tweaked his suit a little, so that when he pressed a button, his suit will the flashing the colours of the Bi flag, pink, purple and blue.
Peter was sitting in the living room in his suit, causally waiting for the team to arrive. When they did, he stood up, pressed the button, and started swinging around the living room, singing,
"Bi-derman, Bi-derman,
Does whatever a Bi-der can!
Kiss a man, sure why not
Also thinks that girls are hot!
Look out, here comes Bi-derman!"
With that, Peter swung out of a closed window, suit still flashing colours, and still singing.
The team just stared at the broken window in shock. Until,
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
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Later, on the news:
Reporter (Stephenie): Spider-man, or should we say, Bi-derman, was swinging around Queens in a Bi-coloured suit. Is our friendly neighbourhood Spider-man Bi??
Just then, a window crashed and Peter tumbled in. He stood up and saw the Avengers staring at him in shock.
"Er, surprise?"
I'm so sorry this is so short!!!
