Requested by ohmy15 This is super weird, but my friend vieabc loves it. A lot of language brace yourself
"YEE HAW!" Clint yelled upon entering the room, which was followed by a loud screech meant to imitate a hawk.
Okay what now?
Well, you see, something has happened to Clint. Maybe a curse?
And also he's always wearing a cowboy hat.
It's been a month since Clint started this, and everytime the Avengers were still scared shitless whenever Clint enters a room.
Until one day.
"YEE HAW!"
"AHH FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Peter screamed and snatched Clint's cowboy hat.
"THIS BITCH EMPTY YEET." Peter then proceeded to yeet the hat at Tony.
"Peter what's happen-?" Tony was cut off by Peter leaping on him and taking back the hat.
Peter opened his mouth.
And ate the damn hat.
"WHAT THE FUCK PETER!" Tony shouted.
"PETER DID YOU JUST EAT A FUCKING COWBOY HAT?"
"PETER YOU ATE MY FUCKING COWBOY HAT NOW WHAT?"
"PETER WHY DID YOU EAT A FUCKING COWBOY HAT?"
"BANNER GET THE MEDICAL ROOM READY PETER NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW!"
"Heehee." Peter laughed and stuck his middle finger it the air. "Yum."
"PETER WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE GONNA BE THE CAUSE OF MY DEATH-"
