Guys in this one shot I'm gonna have an extra character. If you have read my Peter Parker Field Trip One Shots, then you will know Peter's adoptive sister Ally. In this one shot, Ally's gonna appear. Ally will remain the same.
It was a typical day at the Avengers Compound. Some of the team were at the common room. Peter was playing Wii with Clint. The others were doing random things.
"Katniss, Nat." Ally suddenly spoke up. Clint immediately hit the 'pause' button and turned to face Ally, frowning. "Don't call me that." Peter sighed and turn to face Ally too.
"Sure, Birdbrain." Ally replied. Sam laughed at that. "Good one, Ally."
"Wasn't talking to you, Birdbrain 2.0." Ally sassed. Natasha put down the knife she was holding. "What do you want, маленький паук (little spider)?" Natasha asked.
Ally sighed dramatically and said, "Look, I know I'm just a kid. Like the youngest one here, but please tell me you would take my advice."
Peter's eyes shot up at that. What was his sister implying? "Ally, is this for all ears or just the Aunt Nat and Katniss." Peter asked, unsure.
"Up to them, you know." Ally shrugged, throwing a pointed glance at Clint's direction. Natasha grumbled. "Just get over with it."
"Okay. So, you two are just disgusting. Please get a room." As soon as Ally said it, she continued to read her book, as if nothing had happen.
Meanwhile, Clint and Natasha's reaction were both very different. All the colour drained from his face then return immediately. Too much colour returned. From ghastly white to tomato red. Which Peter was trying to stifle his laughter.
Natasha, however, had just a faint pink colour on her cheeks, which Peter was sure it was not there before. Which means Natasha was embarrassed. Other than the slight blush, Natasha looked downright murderous.
"Ally, you're going to regret that. I'm currently holding a knife, if you didn't notice." Natasha threatened.
"And I have two knifes strapped to my thighs, two daggers on my back, and two hidden guns." Ally replied nonchalantly.
Tony, who just walked in, widened his eyes. He spluttered out the water which he was drinking. "Why the fucking hell do you carry so many weapons? And why dies Nat looks like she wants to kill? And why is there a tomato bird in my house? What happened?" Tony asked.
"LANGUAGE!" Steve yelled at Tony's first sentence.
"It's best to be prepared, dad. Nat probably wants to kill me. As for the tomato bird, I don't really care." Ally responded calmly.
Peter stood up. "Ally said something. Which made them..." Peter explained, motioning to Natasha and Clint. "Dunno what Al means, though.
"I think I do!" Wanda squealed from her seat. "Is it-"
"Shh. Don't say it out loud. Nat's gonna explode." Ally interrupted her. "Whisper it into my ear." She offered.
Wanda moved over and whispered something, too soft for Peter's super-hearing to hear. But Wanda must have gotten it correct; she was jumping on the couch.
"Great. Another kid knows." Natasha muttered.
Wanda stared at Natasha indignantly. "I'm not a kid."
Natasha rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Ally you better sleep with one eye open." With that, she got up to leave.
"You know, I actually do." Ally commented, making Tony spit out another cup of water. "Then sleep with both open." Natasha responded without turning back.
"Kay!" Ally called back.
"So, what just happen to Natalia?" Bucky asked.
"Clintasha." Ally simply replied.
Down the hallways, Peter could hear Natasha yelling, "Stark! Control your daughter!"
"Hell, I don't even know what she does!" Tony shouted back.
"Ally, you and I are gonna have a talk about respecting other's privacy." Tony said, taking a seat at Clint's. Clint had ran out as soon as Natasha yelled.
"Not my fault if they are always kissing whenever I walk around my house." Ally sulked.
Peter's eyes widened. "Seriously, no need to put that in my mind, Al."
"Hang out with me more, and you will see it for yourself. That, if they don't listen to me." Ally smirked.
Peter shook his head frantically. "Nu-uh."
How's my horrible writing? Anyone out there who ships Clintasha? Cos I do. Yeah I know Clint is married, but I don't really like Laura. So let's just ignore Laura, kay? Yay.
🕸Ally🕸
Edited on 03/02/2020
I find this cringy af.
