Rusger Oneshots

32k Reads Special

DUal ChapTeR Y'AlL

GUYS. WHAT IS THIS NUMBER

MY GOD IM GONNA CRY OF JOY-

Thank you all so very very very much, from the bottoms of the bottom of my heart, for your love and support to this book. I honestly didn't ever think would see those numbers up there. Its amazing... And its all you guys, so thank you so much. <3

You mean the universe to me. All of you guys :'))

So thank you. ILYASM- ❤️❤️❤️

Here, some good old  INCORRECT quOTEs UwU 

And a Bonus scene from the oneshot you just read previously. It explains more about this new AU dynamic (I'm thinkin' bout calling it the Pets AU Whatcha say?)

Alrighty I hope these bring a smile onto your face, be happy and keep positive during these times everyone!! It wouldn't help if Moral is low!! :)))

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Germany: Don't do this...

Russia, glaring at him: *pouring apple juice over cereal* Do not tell me what to do

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Germany: I need you to swear-

Russia: сука блять

Germany: I meant like promise-

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Germany: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Ukraine, a terrible younger brother: Punch him in the stomach >:D Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. *thumbs up at Germany*

Italy, the best wingman: Tackle him >:)

America, a big jerk: Dump him >:)))

Japan, a chaotic wingwoman: Kick him in the crotch >:D *highfives Ukraine*

Russia: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN 

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Germany: *gets down on one knee*

Russia: Oh my Vodka it's happening. I never though It would be like this-

Germany: *ties sneakers*

Russia, tearing up: He's finally not wearing fucking working shoes

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Germany: What did you do.

Russia: Okay, I will tell you but you can't be mad at me.

Germany: What. Did. You. Do. 

Russia: okay okay I was minding my own business until Poland-

Germany:

Germany: BulLsHiT-

Russia: I was!!

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Belarus: Why is my brother and Germany sitting with their backs to each other?

Italy, sipping on juice box: They had a fight.

Belarus: ...then why are they holding hands?

Italy: They get sad when they fight.