XXXV- TAKING IN *YOUR FRIENDS LIKE FAMILY*

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July 19, 2019

THE FIVE TIMES IT FELT A LOT LIKE LOVE...

FIVE:
And I'm a little antisocial
A little introverted
A little unfriendly
But if they're your friends then I want to try being
A little nicer

"Logan, I will kill you!"

"Wow. I am living with a fucking psycho" she says with a hand to her chest, a surprised look on her face "first you abuse me and now you're threatening to kill me?"

"I did not abuse you!" I exclaim and she rolls her eyes

"You touched my boobs, without permission. If that's not abuse, I don't know what it is" she says shoving a chip in her mouth

"It was a mistake!"

"Sure it was. You pervert!" She says smacking my arm

"Logan I'll kill you"

"Fine. I'm sure you'll be happy then, you boob toucher" she says and my mouth falls open

"I hate you"

"Good for you, you are capable of emotions" she says and I groan to myself

"I'm going to run away from you" I say

"Okay then. Leave me and our children alone by ourselves, you were never there for them anyways"

"Yes I was! And I still am. I'm taking our kids with me"

"Like I'm going to let you do that. They don't need an abusive, uncaring mother like you" she says and I smack her arm

"You and I both know that I'm the better mummy, not you so its obvious they'll pick me over you" I say

"Like he..." Logan starts but doesn't finish as Kester cuts her off

"You guys are literally arguing over children you don't even have!"

"Shut up Kester" Logan and I say together and he raises his hands in mock surrender

"Jeez, sorry man" he says and I roll my eyes, turning back to Logan whose eyes are focused on the bag of chips in her hands

I scoff and grab the bag out of her hand, quickly moving away from her before she can grab a hold of me

"Oh this bitch!" She yells "give me my fucking chips before I shove them up your ass"

"Come get them" I say waving them around and she narrows her eyes at me

"Kester baby..." She starts even though she is looking at me and not him "You might want to go in for a bit"

"Why?" He asks

"Cause I'm about to kill this fucking bitch!" She yells as she lunges at me

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"...gathered here to say our final goodbye to our loving star who was once our friend..."

"Kester if you don't shut the fuck up" I say from where I laid on the floor and he sighs

"You guys are no fun, absolutely no fun at all" he says coming to sit down next to me and I roll my eyes

"Go to your own house then" Logan says and I glance over at her to see her eyes unmoving from the screen

Fucking teen titans...

"I don't want to. I'm boredddddd" he whines, laying down

"Great. If you're bored, it means you're not doing anything. How about you go buy mama some chips" she says still not looking at him

"I am too lazy to even go buy myself chips, how am I supposed to buy them for you"

"You are of no use in this house then. Go on, shoo" she says and Kester uses his leg to kick her from where he laid down

"Touch me again and I'll fucking kill and feed you to Josh" she says looking at him with a glare and he moves his leg away slowly

"No need" he says and she smiles

"That's a good boy" she says before turning back to the screen and I shake my head at her

"Bozo" I say under my breath and she raises her middle finger at me

How did she even hear me?

"Let's do something! Go somewhere! Jesus Christ, I'm going to dieeeee" Kester suddenly says, sitting up and I do so too

"When?" Logan asks

"Are we going to go out?"

"Are you going to die. I want to make sure I see the life go out of you" she says turning to him with the most sinister smile ever and I see him shift farther from her

"I love you but you're a fucking psycho" he says

"I'm glad you found out. I guess I don't have to pretend I don't have dead bodies hanging from my ceiling in the basement" she says "cause I'm going to add you to the collection if you don't fucking shut up and let me watch my shit!"

"Yes ma'am. Forgive me, please go on" he says with a small voice

"Thank you baby" she says with a smile before turning to her screen

"Do you think she'll kill us if we join her?" Kester whispers turning to me

"I can still hear talking" Logan snaps and I can't help but laugh at the pout that appears on Kester's lips

"Sorry"

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I actually did it.
I actually wrote 3000 words! Mind blown!
I'm never calling myself lazy again, ever.

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