Sarcasm Stories

̗̀➛ "aw man, boys that spontaneously combust really aren't my type..." anaya zheng didn't want to be a demigod. in her ideal world, she's invisible. a typical face in the millions. but after getting her head bashed in by crazed wind spirits trying to murder her on the grand canyon, her ideal world becomes a myth. and myths become her reality. tossed into a quest with her three "sort of friends", adjusting to being the daughter of a god definitely isn't easy. it isn't all bad. she's got leo valdez. he's the only one that really makes sense to her, mostly after a few near death experiences with him. maybe, she thinks, this demigod thing isn't so grim after all. the odds are impossible. the path is unforgiving. and failure isn't an option, unless anaya wants to eat dirt for the rest of her life. (stupid dirt lady...) eight half-bloods must answer the call. -not all canon (relating to plot) -currently in-editing/worked on constantly! the original chapters are slowly being rewritten. -essentially a heroes of olympus rewrite. different ending -slow burn -fem!oc x canon -major character deaths The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ✅ The Blood of Olympus ✅ RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26 #1 Heroes of Olympus 04/06/26 #1 Fire 04/09/26 #1 Leo Valdez 04/26/26 #1 Jason Grace 05/01/26

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

She can't stand being around him. Every time he's nearby, his gaze lingers - not in a flirtatious way, but in that steady, unblinking way that makes her feel exposed, like he's cataloguing every shift in her expression. She's convinced he simply doesn't know how to look away, and it irritates her to the point that she goes out of her way to avoid him. He doesn't understand what pulls him towards her. It isn't admiration, exactly, and it isn't just attraction; it's an instinct he can't name. What he does know is that her avoidance stings. The way she ducks out of a room, keeps her eyes down, or answers him in clipped one-word replies makes him feel unwanted, and that frustrates him. What if fate decides to intervene - and somehow they end up alone together in a flat? Whatever happens there wouldn't just be a passing encounter - it would be the turning point that changes the course of her life. Read further to see how it unfolds. TROOPS growing proximity ignorer x observer neighbour next floor

⊱ 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 ⊰ Olivia Carver, the hopeless romantic, who denies it and tries to hide away the cracking shadows of her past trauma with smiles and laughter. Aiden Parker, who has his own load of shit in his past to deal with too, but he copes a different way- the more violent way by getting in trouble almost every single day. They despise each other. After 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 day, Olivia and Aiden both already try to avoid each other as much as possible in school. But how much can that help when Aiden is forced to give her basketball lessons they need to do for their grade and she cannot refuse because she completely sucks in sports? What will happen when the line of 'just a month of tolerating each other' blur and they can actually stand each other? Maybe even more than that. 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2025

"You are not supposed to exist!" Being on a hunt and accidentally inviting herself to more danger? What a typical day in New York. ©Marvel

All River wanted to do was survive her best friend's birthday party and avoid the annoying, overly cute guy from school. But a wrong turn into a "Do Not Enter" room changes everything. Suddenly, she has a mafia group on her tail, thinking she heard their top-secret information. Enter Darian Hayes. Turns out, he isn't just the popular school heartthrob- he's a highly trained undercover spy with a mission to keep River alive. Now, River and Darian are on the run across city rooftops and escaping moving trucks. River has to figure out how to survive the mafia, handle a fiercely protective secret agent, and navigate some seriously awkward situations along the way.

They say Cupid shoots arrows, but in Wyatt Vance's experience, the arrows feel a lot more like a swift left hook to the jaw. Wyatt prefers logic, and keeping his head down. After watching his mother walk out on his family, he's reached a foolproof conclusion: feelings make people stupid, and romance is a battlefield best observed from a safe distance. That is, until he steps in to play matchmaker, determined to orchestrate a perfect, casualty-free love story for his hopelessly pining coworker, Julian Moreno. But playing Cupid is a dangerous game-especially when he catches feelings for the boy he's supposed to be handing off to someone else.

Let's be entirely realistic about the situation: a clash with a rabid giant snake is a bridge too far, even for a seasoned Potions Master. And so, Severus Snape finds himself standing at the very gates of eternity. Unfortunately, celestial bureaucracy shows no mercy, and since Snape simply cannot bring himself to decide where he would prefer to spend the rest of forever, he is promptly sent straight back. These chaotic reincarnations are meant to help him reach a final decision - or, alternatively, drive the mortal world to sheer despair. Neither Hogwarts nor Professor McGonagall and his former colleagues are spared his return. Especially since Severus Snape is by no means returning to his old stomping ground in the manner that was originally intended. His old acquaintance Lucius Malfoy, too, is in for a thoroughly rude awakening. As the unsuspecting master of a chronically bad-tempered new house-elf - who flatly refuses to toe the line - Lucius watches his peaceful, aristocratic existence dissolve into a living nightmare. And to top it all off, the universe's third attempt spits Severus Snape out right into the terrifying heart of the Muggle world. Let the cosmic chaos begin ...

A typical y/n story but with a twist. The 100 and One Direction? This'll be fun. (P.s this is just for fun and I laughed the whole time I wrote this) *I also do not own any of the characters fyi

Layla Amari has spent years rebuilding her life. After surviving a painful past, she finds comfort in routine-quiet mornings, good books, strong coffee, and the safety of keeping people at a distance. Love is the last thing on her mind. Until a stranger sits across from her in a café. Hyder Malek is successful, respected, and the CEO of a thriving company. Yet beneath his composed exterior lies a man searching for something he cannot name. One brief conversation with a hijab-wearing girl lost in a novel leaves him questioning everything he thought he knew about himself. When fate brings them together again-this time as CEO and employee-their worlds begin to intertwine in unexpected ways. But Layla carries wounds she has never shared, and Hyder must learn that some hearts cannot be won through persistence alone. Between family expectations, personal struggles, faith, and the shadows of the past, both must decide whether they are willing to trust the future Allah has written for them. A heartfelt slow-burn romance about healing, family, faith, and finding the person who feels like home.

The world ends when the story ends. That's what the prophecy says. Four souls from another universe. One chance to stop the final doom. Rhea Márquéz was never meant to be part of the wizarding world-but fate dropped her and her three best friends into a life they already knew from books and movies. Now, they're not just students. They're the only thing standing between survival and magical collapse. Heir by magic, not by blood. And Hogwarts has no idea what's coming.

Some losses break you. Others accidentally rebuild you. At 35, Naomi thought her life was over the day she buried her husband. Walking into a grief support group was meant to be an exercise in surviving an empty house...until she met Theo. A single father whose sarcasm matches her own and whose grief mirrors hers, Theo isn't looking for a savior, and Naomi certainly isn't looking for love. Yet between shared silences, late-night text messages, and a fragile, unexpected friendship, they find themselves falling for the one thing they swore they'd never risk again. A slow-burn story about finding sunshine in the bitter dark. A/N: Thank you to Pinterest creators for supplying me with the background of the cover and all the aesthetics!!! Round of applause 😌

Teddy Lupin has spent his entire life being the perfect boy. Kind. Responsible. Intelligent. Painfully committed to staying out of trouble. Natalie Torrence... has not. Responsibility? Questionable. Moral compass? Flexible. Criminal intelligence? Concerningly impressive. And yet, somehow, a hidden cave and a missing ring decide to drag them into the same mess. Which is unfortunate for Teddy. And significantly more unfortunate for everyone else.

Reincarnation wasn't in the plan. Neither was the ladder. Bryan didn't die heroically. No truck. No prophecy. No dramatic last stand. Just a ladder... and a very bad fall. Now he's in a world of magic, beastkin, and adventurers who take themselves far too seriously. Apparently, this is where he's meant to start again. There's a system. There's power to gain. And for once, things might actually go his way. Honestly? It's probably just your standard reincarnation power fantasy. Nothing deeper. Nothing complicated. Nothing that could possibly go wrong. A fully planned long-form series. No filler. No meandering arcs.

I made a career travelling through time killing the worst people in history: Gacy, Denke, Dahmler, Vasquez, Hitler more than once. But it's when I keep seeing her at every killing that I realise that I have competition. I might be the next one on her list, and the only thing more dangerous than being in a hitwoman's sights is falling in love with her. Cover by: CasualClyde https://cara.app/casualclyde/portfolio/book-covers Or https://www.instagram.com/casuall.clyde/

•"Are you really that important?" Come and find out.. •Oc lore basically •Triggers- rough language, violence, sexual behaviour, mentions of sex, drugs, suicide, mentions of suicide.. ~15+ •This is a original chaptered story that me and my friend (are still coming) up with! •It's about two women who (unfortunately) meet and are forced to depend on eachother. The two are totally opposites of each other, so it's destined to be quite interesting and entertaining. It's set in a dystopian world where the people there already died, thus, thus, the name Afterlife. Each person has a "parasite" (a sin) marking on their body. •It's not known when we'll be done :))) •Each chapter has about 1500-4000 words.

A young teen named Reese McKee lands a movie deal to act as the kidnapped daughter of an ex-Marine turned trauma surgeon. The only problem is the father is Jensen Ackles, the kidnapper is Jared Padalecki, and the Police Officer is Misha Collins. As they all bond in their rented house out in South Dakota, the boys learn that Reese doesn't live the life they thought she did. She has family secrets that eventually lead her to become part of their own families. Read the story of how an unfortunate beginning can lead to a promising ending. :) Please know that I do not own any of these people... I hope. Also disclaimer, if you are uncomfortable or are struggling with anorexia or anything mentioned, I am truly sorry as that was not my intent. You got this! TW: Graphic depictions of blood, some gore, mentions of anorexia, and anorexic behaviors. P.S. Highest Rankings: #1 in mishacollins and danneelackles somehow, so thanks y'all!

When the gods decide to send a young demigod to their old friend Eywa, what will happen when they meet some navi called the Sully's and how will they return home to camp half blood guess you'll just have to wait and see

Rin without a surname had always felt a hunger inside her. So when she found out only curses could satisfy her hunger, Rin wanted to make sure her next meal would be the biggest curse of them all: The King of Curses, Sukuna.