SOFTWARE INSTABILITIES. - Connor x Reader Oneshots || COMPLETED.

TWENTY-SIX: Group Chat. [Part Four: GAVIN!!!] |REQUESTED!|

North: wait that is violent
North: goddamnit

Hank: paint my will to live
Hank: it's been so long since i've had one of those so maybe if i look at it on a canvas it'll come back to me somehow

Markus: I-
Markus: I can't-

Connor: Hank we've talked about this.

Markus: MORE SUGGESTIONS PLEASE

Y/N: paint a really pretty and detailed sunset, it'll be nice
Y/N: or if you want to paint something more expressive, try to symbolize you and simon's love

Luther: finally, something normal

Simon: I AGREE WITH THE SECOND IDEA

Markus: maybe i might do both, thank you Y/N for taking me seriously and being realistic

Y/N: no problem
Y/N: im just a visionary teehee

North: reading "teehee" made me wish i was human so i could overdose on heroin

Y/N: jesus fucking christ north

Kara: that wasn't violent this time, just unnecessary

Y/N: alright so connor and i have a date tomorrow right but idk what color dress to wear
Y/N: im stuck between black and red

Hank: Why didn't you just ask Connor?

Connor: She did already.

Y/N: he said "it doesn't matter to me, you look good in everything"
Y/N: like he always does when i ask him things like that

Connor: I say it because it's true, Y/N.

Simon: that's so wholesome

Y/N: yes it is v wholesome and i love him for it

Connor: I love you too.

Y/N: ❤️❤️

North: how many times do i have to tell you two to STOP-

Y/N: im gonna ignore your bitterness and continue with what i was saying
Y/N: his compliments are the best, however
Y/N: that doesn't exactly solve my dilemma here
Y/N: i can't wear two dresses at once, it's physically impossible

North: you're right about that
North: wait did you just call me bitter

Kara: see this is a hard decision because black dresses are flattering (and so are red dresses) but red dresses are sort of fancier

North: i don't appreciate being called bitter

Y/N: fuck man why is this so difficult
Y/N: ive made my decision and chose the black one since we're just gonna see a movie