OKAY THIS MAINLY FOR LIKE COMEDIC PURPOSES
WHICH IS WHY HAT PICTURE ABOVE IS A MEME
AND ITS GONNA BE PRETTY SHORT
A N D IT NOT REALLY AN x Reader ONE SHOT
BUT TRUST ME
Y'ALL MIGHT LAUGH
ALSO
MARKUS IS NOT WITH NORTH
HES WITH SIMON
LIKE HE SHOULD BE
Y/N L/N started a group chat.
Y/N L/N added Connor to the chat.
Y/N L/N added Markus to the chat.
Y/N L/N added Kara to the chat.
Y/N L/N added North to the chat.
Y/N L/N added Simon to the chat.
Y/N L/N added Luther the chat.
Y/N: hey!
Markus: Y/N, what in the world is this?
Y/N: A group chat, Markus.
Markus: I am aware of that but like why'd you make it
Y/N: I'm bored.
Connor: Y/N how are you bored? We're watching Family Feud
Y/N: Sweetheart, Family Feud does not solve everyone's problems
North: Yes it does, and you can't FIGHT ME ON THAT
Y/N: North, calm your robo tits, I am entitled to my opinion
Y/N: and
Y/N: I'm sorry (no i'm not these are facts) but
Y/N: fighting is not the answer to literally everything
North: I don't fight over everything! Ugh, you're upsetting me so much that I just wanna punch you!
Y/N: that message LITERALLY just proved my point
Markus: Oh my goodness, someone finally had the courage to tell you that it's really annoying!
Simon: Markus, that's not nice!
Markus: Sorry, Love, but it's true!
Connor: Indeed, it is.
Kara: Yeah, sorry sweetie but yes, that is true.
Simon: I tried to be nice
Simon: but
Simon: yeahhhh
Luther: I barely see you North, but yep, by what I've witnessed you are very violent.
Y/N: I told you, North.
North: OH SHUT UP EVERYONE
North: Goddamn it, I did it again
Y/N: it's okay, North.
Y/N: now can y'all help me not be bored
Connor: Pay attention to Family Feud!
Y/N: Oh jeez.
Y/N: Babe, I don't wanna watch Family Feud.
Kara: Adopt a child.
Y/N: I don't think it's that simple.
Kara: Oh.
Luther: Exercise.
Y/N: I'm trying to find a way to politely reject that terrible offer
Simon: Love Markus.
Markus: Aw, stop it!
North: Yes, really, stop it, it's making me sick
Connor: We don't have the ability to get sicknesses.
North: You know what nevermind.
Y/N: I'm still bored
Connor: how many times do I have to tell you
Y/N: No, I don't want to watch Family Feud Connor!
Markus: Mom and Dad are fighting again.
Y/N: LMAO
Connor: What is LMAO?
Markus: Yeah, seriously, what?
Kara:?
North: What
Simon: Excuse me?
Simon: Well, excuse us?
Luther: Y/N what language is that in, none of us can speak that
Y/N: Oh Lord.
AS YALL CAN PROBABLY TELL
I HAVE
~WRITERS BLOCK~
SO I WROTE THIS TRASHY AND NOT FUNNY CHAPTER
HELP
PLEASE REQUEST SOMETHING
THE FACT THAT IM BEGGING MEANS THAT IM REALLY IN NEED OF HELP
Word Count: 531 Words.
VOUS LISEZ
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