LMAOAOA GUYS I HAVENT WRITTEN A GROUP CHAT CHAPTER IN FOREVER
THE LAST "GROUP CHAT" CHAPTER WAS 15 CHAPTERS AGO (CHAPTER T E N)
AND BECAUSE I NEED TO OUT MORE HUMOR IN THE THIS BOOK AND I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE...
...B O O M
T A K E T H I S
(im gonna just remind you guys of where we left off cause it's bEEN A WHILE)
Previously...
Connor: May I interest you in sexual intercourse?
(A/N: i really picked the PERFECT place for this to start off huh)
Hank: Oh my God, Connor, why
North: EW NO
North: STOP
Connor: Y/N?
Y/N: Oh, hell yes.
Connor: Alright then.
Markus: I cannot believe that just happened
Kara: I'm disappointed but not surprised
Luther: I feel the same way
Simon: Markus, this is Y/N and Connor were talking about
Simon: They want to "interest each other in sexual intercourse" every five minutes.
North: It's disgusting.
Hank: I'm gonna be sick
Simon: How aren't you used it this already?
Hank: USED TO THIS?!
Hank: THEY DO THIS ALL OF THE TIME?!
Kara: Yes, they're a very sexual couple.
Hank: I see why Y/N needed to get away from you guys.
Simon: GUYS IM GONNA SHUT DOWN OMG
Markus: What happened? Are you okay?
Simon: Y/N CALLED ME
North: I thought they were "interesting each other in sexual intercourse"
Simon: THEY ARE
North: WHAT
Markus: WHAT
Simon: IT MUST'VE BEEN AN ACCIDENT
Markus: SIMON WAIT
Simon: SHE MUST'VE LEFT HER PHONE ON THE BED
Simon: OR WHERE EVER THEYRE DOING THIS AT
Simon: AND I HEARD THINGS I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR RIGHT NOW LIKE CURSING AND MOANING AND GROANING AND SCREAMING AND YELLING AND INAPPROPRIATE PET NAMES AND DIRTY TALK AND ALL TYPES OF SHIT AND I WAS ONLY ON THE PHONE FOR 59 SECONDS
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SOFTWARE INSTABILITIES. - Connor x Reader Oneshots || COMPLETED.
FanfictionSo like since I'm a D:BH stan and Connor(and Hank) are my favorite characters AND I read WAY TOO MANY Connor x Reader stories, I decided to wrote some. Requests are always open unless i get overwhelmed and stop them for a while! Please request whate...
