TWENTY-FOUR: Group Chat. [Part Three: PHCK.]

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Hank: OH JESUS
Hank: WHEN I SAY "FUCKIN' ANDROIDS" I GUESS SHE TOOK THAT LITERALLY

Simon: OH GOD WHY ME
Simon: WHY'D SHE HAVE TO ACCIDENTALLY CALL ME?
Simon: WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HANK OR SOMETHING

Hank: UM NO THANKS

North: SIMON ARE YOU GOOD

Simon: I DONT KNOW ANYMORE

Luther: POOR SIMON

Beginning of new chapter: Twenty-Five:

»one day later«

Y/N: hey guys

North: ...

Y/N: ?

Luther: ...

Hank: ...

Connor: Why are you all doing that?

Markus: ...

Y/N: what is going on here
Y/N: are y'all okay

Kara: ...

Simon: !!!
Simon: ...

Connor: Sweetheart, why are they doing that? I'm confused.

Y/N: I have no clue to be honest with you

North: STOP CALLING EACH OTHER 'CUTE' NAMES UGH

Y/N: well at least one of them is back to normal

Markus: Do you... do you really not know what happened yesterday?

Y/N: wtf absolutely not

Connor: Yeah, what is happening?

Simon: YOU TRAUMATIZED ME THATS WHAT'S HAPPENING

Y/N: I-
Y/N: What?
Y/N: What did we do?

Hank: wow they actually really don't have a clue

Kara: you guys... kind of...

Connor: Yes?

Kara: Y/N accidentally called Simon while you were... doing it

Y/N: w a i t
Y/N: please don't tell me that we-

Simon: YES YOU DID IT AND I CANT STOP HEARING IT
Simon: ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY

Connor: what exactly is "it?"
Connor: Wait.
Connor: Oh. OH.

Y/N: we're so deeply sorry
Y/N: for what you had to go through
Y/N: omg how long were you on the phone

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